Oh Dear

Since my poor Gixxer in laid up ill I decided to have a little play on
my GS500 so I went into town to see my daughter and on the way back I
decided to play a bit. I can now manage some really nice wheelies from
about 10mph [1] and keep my kneedown until my sliders melt. I rode out
of town to the little estate where I teach kneedown. Even if I do say
so myself I pulled some really nice wheelies and kept them up for a
good 100 metres. I practiced my one handed kneedowns which were OK but
I could do better. I noticed this silver Audi had followed me around
the roundabout twice and then it happened. He pulled alongside and
there were three policemen inside. Two in the front and someone with a
bit of rank sat in the back. This is it I thought, I'm completely and
utterly stuffed now and can kiss my license goodbye.

I was wearing this:

http://www.mollyg.net/bikers/newsuit6.jpg



and riding this:

http://www.mollyg.net/ukrm/gs5005.jpg



I stopped my bike and pulled over somewhere safe. The officer got out
of the car and by now I had flipped my lid up. "Take your helmet off
miss and get of the bike now" he said.



My heart was really pounding and I could see me losing my license in
one fell swoop. He looked at me then the GS500 and shocked his head.
"What do you think you're doing pulling wheelies and one handed
kneedowns" he said. I said that I was being very naughty and very
silly but the road was also very quiet and I felt I wouldn't cause
anyone problems. He told me that I didn't have any thought at all
about the residents and how would I like it if someone did the same
outside my house [2]. I told him that I was very sorry and I wouldn't
do it again. He said "it's a GS500 and they're not designed for that
[3]. By now I could see the other officers looking at my kneesliders
and having a quiet chuckle. Don't do it again, there's a good girl he
said. And I got let off.



That was really a very, very close call. I'd better behave myself now.



[1] Any faster and it just doesn't come up right.

[2] I didn't have the heart to tell him that I did

[3] At this stage I decided to keep quiet about my Gixxer Thou.

 

You Jammy sod!

Yeah right. or really?

 

I read your post wearing some of these
http://www.schulzundkamp.de/images/levis501.JPG

using one of these
http://www.atmarkit.co.jp/fpc/kaisetsu/p4market/dell.jpg

Nobody told me off at all.

 

He only let you off because you're a girlie !

D

 

LOL!

I often type 'LOL' after an amusing post even if it only makes me smile or
grin - but this time I really *did* laugh out loud.

 

Were you backing it into the roundabout?

 

I don't think anyone would believe his report. ;-)

 

that's a bit of a personal question, isn't it?

 

Being a roundabout there must have been a rolling stoppie involved.

 

Were you wearing it exactly like that at the time?

If so, it may explain alot.

 

I have a feeling that Alan on the Thou would have been nicked for it.

 

Yes you should, but you have no intention of doing so.

 

What were the poice wearing?

 

Keelworm wrote

Not a hope in hell and I am going to right to the Chief Constable and
complain that before they let burds off with a finger wagging and a pat
on the head they should do some checking up first.

 

how did he know you were a "miss" until you took your helmet off?

 

there's no anatomical difference between the inside of a womans mouth
and mans.

 

darsy wrote

Ta for that.

I do like ukrm, you can always rely on someone having first hand
practical knowledge.

 

The stubble rash can be a bit nasty mind.

 

"Sir" wants a nice epilator...

 

Five foot nothing with tits?