Oh buggery bollocks.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Salad Dodger, May 5, 2004.

  1. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Attempted to finish stripping the stain/varnish from the kitchen
    windows before being rained on, tonight.

    Failed, on two counts:

    a: it rained after about 10 minutes.
    b: does anyone know where I can get a replacement sealed d/g unit for
    fitment to a softwood frame? Preferably before Linda spots it.

    Sodding heat guns, and their incompetent users.

    Arse.
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    Salad Dodger, May 5, 2004
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    dwb Guest

    The joys of sharing ones home :)

    And how.. how.. do they always manage to notice?
     
    dwb, May 5, 2004
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  3. In my case, when I mixed quick-drying cement in our bath, it was fucking
    impossible not to.
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 5, 2004
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    antonye Guest

    LOL! You know she'll "sense" something isn't right
    straight away. It's only a matter of time before the
    radar pinpoints exactly what is wrong...
     
    antonye, May 5, 2004
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    PDannyD Guest

    message
    Hence the YTC#3?

    Impressive.
     
    PDannyD, May 5, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Hence the severe abrasions to the wife's bum, leading to discovery
    despite the use of copious sprinklings of bath salts.

    "It didn't say it would do that on the label".
     
    Pip, May 5, 2004
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  7. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember
    (The Older Gentleman) saying
    something like:
    "Toggio; he sleeps with the fishes tonight."

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
    Get rid of your SOC/SOB here http://www.sparesorrepair.co.uk/
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, May 5, 2004
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Wickes sell those.
     
    Andy Hewitt, May 5, 2004
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Super. That's Saturday sorted, then. Ta.

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    Salad Dodger, May 5, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Andy Hewitt says...
    Be fair, you can pick up an incompetent user anywhere for free. I
    fucking married one.
     
    Lozzo, May 5, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    ITYM: "TOG dear, who's that asleep in the bath?"

    "That's only Dr. Death, I'll be taking him for a long walk off a short
    jetty as soon as it's dark"

    That sort of thing.
     
    Pip, May 5, 2004
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    'Married'!! You call that free?, sound fucking expensive to me!
     
    Andy Hewitt, May 5, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Andy Hewitt says...
    It was free to start, a bit like the little bags you can get from drug
    dealers outside schools. After a while it's costing you everything you
    earn.
     
    Lozzo, May 5, 2004
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    rb Guest

    Why, was it already occupied at the time?
     
    rb, May 5, 2004
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Tell me about it.....

    (I'll bet SO ain't reading these?)
     
    Andy Hewitt, May 5, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Andy Hewitt says...
    I don't have a regular SO in that sense, but look over your right
    shoulder....very....slowly.
     
    Lozzo, May 6, 2004
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    Zymurgy Guest

    Salad Dodger wrote
    Now if you'd got a man in like we told you, he'd have had to fix it.

    HTH, HAND ;-))

    Paul.
     
    Zymurgy, May 6, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    No he wouldn't, cos he wouldn't have cocked it up in the first place.
     
    platypus, May 6, 2004
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    Christofire Guest

    "It's not cement, the, er, bath ring is just little excessive"
     
    Christofire, May 6, 2004
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    ........aaaaaarrgh!!!
     
    Andy Hewitt, May 6, 2004
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