Oh Bugger. Wifely NIP...

She's only been and gone and done it again... 53 in a 40, 60 quid and
three points 'kerching'!

Fixed camera as well. :^(

How much are those GPS-wivva-gatso-database jobbies?

Of course, a fucking eye test might help too.

 

I read the subject as RIP and thought you were being fairly
light-hearted about it...

 

*snort*

Like she's going to look at that/remember how to turn it on/leave it
at home - just how often?

As may a brick under the accelerator, removing a couple of plug leads
or installing a cruise control, setting it to 30 and snapping the
fucker off, of course.

[With apologies to the lovely Sharon(1), of course ;-)]


1. Who may be completely unlike the rest of the female subspecies,
but I somehow doubt it ...

 

...and I was disappointed to find that it wasn't about buggering his
wife.

 

Or as my wife said to me. "I don't know why they pick on me, I didn't
even know how fast I was going". "Why don't you get booked, you're mad
you are".

My to wifey. "I know how fast I'm going".

--
Alan

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"Kneesliders Sponsored by Cane"
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TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1. SbS#23.
DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
http://sportsbike.org (our own endurance team) http://Team-ukrm.com
"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"

 

DON'T THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH THAT, OH GINGER ONE!!! [1]

[1] Sorry, have been reading Mort and Interesting Times in quick
succession...

 

I've just finished Monstrous Regiment.

Parson's egg.

 

I read this, and wondered whether "kerching" was a slang term for some
practice I wot not of, a bit like cottaging.

 

Anyone want to buy a stack of Discworld first editions? Inc. a
signed first ed. copy of Hogfather...

 

Stick 'em on ebay and stand back as the prices go through the roof.

 

The Older Gentleman wrote

Aerobic Furtling innit.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

No, it's the sound the Chief Constable's till makes as another lucky
punter coughs up the readies.

I rang the enquiry number this afternoon with a spurious question (in an
attempt to cost the cunts some money). They'd got some poor bloody kid
who knew nothing on there taking messages "and someone will call you
back".

I'll enjoy that call. It may be quite a long one...

 

Issat anything like Curate's Nose? An inflammation of the nasal passages
brought on by inhaling dust mite shite from choirboy's surplices.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Aye, I've been looking at that. Market seems a bit depressed compared
to last year though - a first ed. of Pyramids went for 72 quid or so
back then, now there either doesn't seem to be much around or it's
all going cheap.

I might put one up to test the water.

Amazing what shite some people will pay money for.

 

There are some of teh books that I'd quite like since I seem to be
having trouble getting them in hardback. Would you care to mail me a
list?

--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l. Really, Sprint 1.7
Ducati Monster 600 Metallic
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

Everything before Small Gods in paperback. Everything from Small
Gods to, er, The Last Continent or thereabouts, in first ed. hardback,
inc. Hogfather signed first ed.

I should be unboxing them this weekend, so I'll check for certain
then.

 

Think I have most of the same. I'll double check

Don't knock yourself out on my account

--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l. Really, Sprint 1.7
Ducati Monster 600 Metallic
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

That, my dear, is your cross to bear.