Oh bollocks . . . .

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Buzby, May 22, 2005.

  1. Buzby

    Cab Guest

    I've found that although I've not done a course in ages [1], I still
    remember over 90% of what I've learnt.

    [1] I've just had the okay to do another course with the Croix Rouge,
    paid for by work. :)
     
    Cab, May 28, 2005
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  2. Buzby

    Lozzo Guest

    Cab says...
    Blood on the line
     
    Lozzo, May 28, 2005
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  3. sweller wrote
    Blind dates can be a bugger sometimes.
     
    steve auvache, May 28, 2005
  4. Bear wrote:

    Heh, you just reminded me of a mountain biking accident I and a pal had
    in the middle of the lake district. She came off, I had to bunny hop to
    avoid collision and then lost it stopping quickly/turning mid air etc. I
    was bleeding quite badly, but she was unconscious. Mountain Rescue rock.
    with any other help such as landmarks etc all helps save a minute or
    two. Oh and whether any access is restricted cos of incident etc, or if
    there are any immediate dangers - traffic, petrol, gas, chemicals etc.
    Male/Female, Approx Age, Name, what first aid has been administered so
    far, any known allergies/medical conditions etc, any known use of
    drink/drugs - legal or otherwise blah blah.

    It's also about when you say stuff. ie call 999 ASAP, not 10 minutes
    after you've arrived. It's a pain to diall 999 midway through CPR.
    Preferably delegate the task to someone else.
    Quite.
     
    Doesnotcompute, May 28, 2005
  5. Buzby

    tallbloke Guest

    Face down on the floor ;-)
     
    tallbloke, May 28, 2005
  6. Heh - fair point that, I always announce myself as a fellow biker (to
    other bikers) and/or being basic first aid qualified.

    I remember going home after my Dave Corden weekend and there was a pile
    up happening on the otherside of the motorway. I was just approaching a
    junction, so took it, came back up the other side and got to the front.
    Chaos it was - and whilst I'm nowt special, just someone, anyone, taking
    charge makes such a difference.

    oi, *you*, got a mobile? Call the ambulance.
    *you*, yes you, call the plod, and you over there, the firebrigade cos
    there's fuel and shit everywhere.

    Right, anyone who isn't injured, move back out of harms way.
    *you* grab some jackets, coats, blankets whatever - wrap up anyone who's
    injured or shaking.

    quick mental assesment of who's hurt to what severity inside and outside
    of cars.

    about 8 mins later, the plod and a para-bike arrived up the hardshoulder
    - walked up to them, gave them a run down of exactly what appeared to be
    safe or not, who was injured, which cars had casualties in etc.

    Got much thanks from both lead guys for making their task much easier to
    assess/prioritise.
    "I don't know" is perfectly acceptable, and much more preferable to duff
    info. As for drinking at that time of the morning, could be a car having
    run into a late night straggler or a wino or whatever.
    Another valid point - try and make the situation safe - use other people
    if needs be. Don't destroy potential evidence, but make sure someone is
    250 yards up the road alerting traffic to the hazard etc.
    They get used to it - if they remain calm, it's easier for you to be the
    same, which also transfers to the patient. Another tip - in multiple
    casualty situations, he who shouts loudest gets seen last.
    luck not service level then....
     
    Doesnotcompute, May 28, 2005
  7. Buzby

    Cab Guest

    Totally agree. That's why I've asked my boss to pay for the course. On
    this course I won't need to learn how to deal with gunshot wounds
    though. :)
     
    Cab, May 28, 2005
  8. Buzby

    petrolcan Guest

    *waves*
     
    petrolcan, May 28, 2005
  9. Buzby

    Lozzo Guest

    Doesnotcompute says...
    BTDT. It's amazing how calm one can be when dealing with a situation
    like this. I suppose it's because I've been right there at the scene
    when so many of my mates have binned it big-style, that I'm almost
    accustomed to it. I now seem to take control of that kind of scenario
    quite easily, much to the amusement of those who don't know me all that
    well.
     
    Lozzo, May 28, 2005
  10. Usually because they're involved or witness and shocked, or don't know
    any first aid etc, or too scared about 'comeback' if they get something
    wrong.
    I guess most people that have stopped have some desire to help, but as
    above, don't/can't/won't etc.
    Heh - you'll note the lack of question mark from my rhetorical statement ;)
     
    Doesnotcompute, May 28, 2005
  11. Indeed - adrenalin takes over and away you go.
    I can believe that in the scenario we're talking about you'd be
    perfectly level headed and logical about it. In fact, I don't think
    there's many people who wouldn't with just a small amount of "cover
    these basics" training.

    as an aside, anyone remember if there is an obligation on people with
    first aid training to help if they see an incident? ie is there a
    (theoretical) penalty for walking past an incident and not helping?
     
    Doesnotcompute, May 28, 2005
  12. Buzby

    Cab Guest

    Yes, with Army medical training. In most cases, it's pretty straight
    forward. Put big bandage on entry wound, put bigger bandage on exit
    wound. Cross fingers.

    Luckily, I've never had to put theory into practice.
     
    Cab, May 28, 2005
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    Monkey Guest

    Guilt.
     
    Monkey, May 28, 2005
  14. well yes, although I (try to) understand that some people don't suffer
    from this. Odd.
     
    Doesnotcompute, May 28, 2005
  15. Buzby

    sweller Guest

    If I'm ever going to fall foul of the breatherlyser it'll probably be at
    about 08.45.
     
    sweller, May 28, 2005
  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller
    <nods> AOL

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 28, 2005
  17. Buzby

    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    It'll be early April or mid September for me.
     
    Lozzo, May 28, 2005
  18. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Official and unofficial birthdays?
     
    Whinging Courier, May 28, 2005
  19. Buzby

    petrolcan Guest

    BoSM & EoSM
     
    petrolcan, May 29, 2005
  20. Buzby

    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    BOSM and EOSM. About the only times of the year that I drink.
     
    Lozzo, May 29, 2005
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