Oh bollocks!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Darren Robinson, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Arse. Went to gf's place tonight, pulled up outside her house on the
    B12. Brakes on, neutral, foot down, WOOPS! mud on road. A slow,
    gentle fall to the right. Minor scratches to the end can and pulse
    generator cover [1], and the sacrificial end of the front brake lever
    went "ping" somewhere. I've only had the fucker three weeks, if there
    is a god listening you don't want me to die matey 'cos when I do I'm
    coming for you.

    On a positive note two of Carlisle's finest thieving scrotes are
    currently languishing in the Cumberland Infirmary after being knocked
    off the Yamaha trailie they'd nicked earlier in the day. Maybe there
    is balance after all.
    http://www.news-and-star.co.uk/viewarticle.asp?id=60899

    [1] Which almost exactly match the ones which the B6 had when I bought
    it, and now I know how it got them.
     
    Darren Robinson, Jan 8, 2004
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  2. Ah well; that's the first one over and done with. Now you don't have to
    worry about it.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 8, 2004
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  3. Darren Robinson

    Lozzo Guest

    Darren Robinson said...
    Damn shame,

    Oh well, now it's fucked you may as well chuck a bucket off matt black
    paint over it now and enjoy it without worrying about any further
    damage.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 8, 2004
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  4. Darren Robinson

    Hog Guest

    Indeed. Buy some fucked up panels and tank from a breaker and do a swap.
     
    Hog, Jan 8, 2004
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  5. Darren Robinson

    Marc Donovan Guest

    It says that they are in serious but not life threatening condition.
    Damn. Anyone want to help change that statement please?
    I hate bike thieves, I really do.
     
    Marc Donovan, Jan 8, 2004
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  6. Darren Robinson

    Cane Guest

    How annoying.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2004
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  7. Darren Robinson

    CT Guest


    Bugger.

    I did the same within the first week of owning the 9R.
    It was a tad embarassing walking into the dealer:
    Dealer: "Hi, how are you enjoying the new bike?"
    Me: "Er, have you got a r/h indicator stem and brake lever in stock?"
     
    CT, Jan 8, 2004
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  8. Clumsy bugger.

    Does that count as a "bin"?
     
    William Grainger, Jan 8, 2004
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  9. Darren Robinson

    Champ Guest

    Bandits *really* don't like to be upright, do they.
     
    Champ, Jan 8, 2004
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  10. Darren Robinson

    Pip Guest

    In the context of FBOTY, you mean? I fear not - wasn't there talk of
    _serious_ damage to the bike/broken
    bones/hospitalisation/death/writeoff being required to qualify?

    I think it should, personally, but there you go.
     
    Pip, Jan 8, 2004
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  11. Darren Robinson

    Eddie Guest

    I'll second that.

    Darren: pop over some time if you want the scratches polished out of the
    can.
    I thought the rules said that there had to be some actual bodily harm
    involved?
     
    Eddie, Jan 8, 2004
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  12. Darren Robinson

    Cab Guest

    On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 00:08:33 +0000, Darren Robinson
    <> bored us all completely to death
    with wittery prose along the lines of:

    Ooops. Mined Ewe, I liked your last sentence... :)
     
    Cab, Jan 8, 2004
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  13. Darren Robinson

    Lozzo Guest

    CT said...
    I had to do that within 10 minutes of buying my Firestorm, the first
    brand new bike I'd bought in 18 years. I dropped it on a manhole cover
    within one mile of picking it up.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 8, 2004
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  14. Might take you up on that, although the can isn't polished anyway, and
    it's a small scrape on the leading edge. Needs a run of >20 miles as
    well. Running in at this time of year was not a good plan.
     
    Darren Robinson, Jan 8, 2004
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  15. Darren Robinson

    Chris H Guest

    Could be worse. You could have dropped your brand new bike inside a
    garage, hitting your brother's bike in the process. That would have been
    really embarrassing.

    Believe me, I speak from experience.
     
    Chris H, Jan 8, 2004
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  16. Darren Robinson

    ogden Guest

    Part of my reason for buying an unfaired bike was that I'd drop it and
    I wouldn't want to spend a grand replacing the bodywork.

    So some **** drove into it instead. Ah well, there goes a tenner, and who
    needs working indicators anyway?
     
    ogden, Jan 9, 2004
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