Oh Arse...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 18, 2005.

  1. Copper-onna-bridge this morning.

    <starts 14-day timer>

    My only hope is that is looked like a regular patrol car (not traffic)
    and I *think* he had his window rolled up, so he can't have been using a
    laser. Right?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 18, 2005
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    kayman Guest

    Well as I was nicked with a laser I had a look at this for court:

    http://www.acpo.police.uk/asp/policies/Data/RPET Manual version 2-3.pdf

    In a nutshell, using a laser, window up is a no-no.

    HTH
     
    kayman, Feb 18, 2005
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    dwb Guest

    I thought this was going to be a post about you cutting off something
    important with your new saw :)
     
    dwb, Feb 18, 2005
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    JackH Guest

    Was it anywhere near a Dunkin Donuts?
     
    JackH, Feb 18, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    Could easily have been Vascar, though. Were there any white blocks
    marked on the road?
     
    Ace, Feb 18, 2005
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    Oh bugger...

    I suspect there are, I had slowed down a lot by then, so I'll just have
    to wait and see.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 18, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    OTOH Vascar doesn't take a piccie, so they have to stop you or make a
    manual note of the number...
     
    Ace, Feb 18, 2005
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    MikeH Guest

    I thought Vascar was where they followed you (does it stand for Vehicle
    Average Speed Calculation And Targeting?)[1]

    [1] Okay so I made up the last two.
     
    MikeH, Feb 18, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    Or watched you pass two markers from a bridge. I got done that way on
    the M1 a few years back, but they did stop me further downb the road.
     
    Ace, Feb 18, 2005
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    Mike Barnard Guest

    Nice reading. I like section 9.4 which basicly says it can't be used
    in a crowded road. But EVERY road is crowded here. Useful ammo?

    --
    Regards from Mike Barnard
    Yamaha YZF1000 Thunderace.
    Worthing, West Sussex.

    [To reply by email remove ".trousers" spamtrap from email address]
     
    Mike Barnard, Feb 18, 2005
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    kayman Guest

    I was planning on using the section that states that the user's mobile phone
    cannot be on when using the laser.

    My brief said this would be difficult to prove.
     
    kayman, Feb 18, 2005
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    MikeH Guest

    I like that last bit.

    Reminds me of my worst plod conversation (quite a few years ago now):

    "We estimate your top speed was 125 and our equipment shows an average
    of just over 90 including the last two two roundabouts and being held up
    by the red fiesta. Your riding was very good but the speed was over the
    limit."

    Still got a trip to court and 3 points though - luckily they only
    mentioned the average.
     
    MikeH, Feb 18, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    You need it registered in a company name with more than one insured
    driver. Works every time. Pay the fine of course but we don't mind about
    that, do we.

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Feb 18, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    Bunch of witless faggots then ain't they.

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Feb 18, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    Don't think even Nigel could shave with a table saw....

    Ohhh, right,sorry, thought you said *somethin important*

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Feb 18, 2005
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    Tosspot Guest

    Fess up. How fast?
     
    Tosspot, Feb 18, 2005
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  17. I went zipping past a plodster recently. He was sitting on bridge, too.
    I was worried that he's got me but after the 14v days had passed I came
    to the conclusion that it would've taken him far too long to get his
    lardy arse to the other side of the van to get anything useful from my
    plate.
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 18, 2005
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