Oh Arse

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Dec 26, 2004.

  1. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Nephew has binned his mate's off-road bike, busting his leg in two
    places, so it's going to be pinned.

    Unfortunately, he binned the off-road bike, on-road, as it were. Sans
    lid, sans docs, sans bloody everything.

    I don't think his (plod) employers are going to be too impressed...

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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    Nigel Eaton, Dec 26, 2004
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    JackH Guest

    Clumsy ****.
    Do they already know, or can they not be kept on a 'need to know' basis?

    "I fell down the station steps"
     
    JackH, Dec 26, 2004
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  3. Nigel Eaton

    Lozzo Guest

    Nigel Eaton says...
    Oops, send him my best wishes and this:

    http://www.jobsearch.co.uk/
     
    Lozzo, Dec 26, 2004
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  4. I think that you find that they are completely used to employing
    fuckwits.
    He'll probably get a promotion to Chief Contstable of North Wales.

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    Colonel Tupperware, Dec 26, 2004
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  5. Bigger twat.

    Ubergruppentwat mit oak leaves and diamonds

    Is he plod or civvie employed by Plod? And more importantly, did he hit
    anything belonging to someone else - like another vehicle, fence, or
    summat?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 26, 2004
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  6. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    Telephone pole. On a dead-end road in the middle of nowhere. He came off
    worst.

    I've got my fingers crossed for the poor bugger. He was apparently only
    riding his mate's bike to diagnose a mysterious problem. Which turned
    out to be a sticking throttle... :^(

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 26, 2004
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  7. ROFL
     
    Dances with Men, Dec 26, 2004
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  8. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave
    I know. Poor fucker will probably laugh about it too.

    One day...

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 26, 2004
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    Veggie Dave Guest

    Now that's fucking funny

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    Veggie Dave, Dec 26, 2004
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  10. Nigel Eaton

    Linger Guest

    Stupid ****.
    I was with a mate who I do MX with the other night. He's got a new
    girlfriend (Chav scum). She was explaining why she hates motorbikes. Her
    mate was killed on one. When I asked how she said he was pissed and stoned
    and rode his mates MX bike on the road with no helmet.
    It didn't go down well when I said "well its his stupid fucking fault then."
    I mean, how can she blame the bike FFS.
     
    Linger, Dec 27, 2004
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  11. Nigel Eaton

    platypus Guest

    Quite right. She should have sued the manufacturer of the helmet he wasn't
    wearing.
     
    platypus, Dec 27, 2004
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    Veggie Dave Guest

    Oh, don't forgot when you go to visit him, take a clutch lever with you
    - so that he knows what one looks like for next time

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    Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
     
    Veggie Dave, Dec 27, 2004
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  13. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave
    *Ouch*

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 27, 2004
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  14. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
    Oh, I doubt he'll be looking for excuses. He knows he's been a prat, and
    he's got the scars and at least three months of not driving to prove it.

    It would be a little harsh if it costs him his job too, but that's
    definitely on the cards.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 27, 2004
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  15. Nigel Eaton

    Lozzo Guest

    Nigel Eaton says...
    Has he reported it to his employers then? Couldn't they have just
    dragged the bike and him onto private land?
     
    Lozzo, Dec 27, 2004
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  16. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    He wasn't really in a draggable state, what with his leg being at a
    strange angle. And (AIUI) the ambulance bods called the janitors, so
    it's a done deal unfortunately.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 27, 2004
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  17. Well, as Bonwick says - we've all done silly things. Some of us still do
    them from time to time. Ahem.

    Ultimately, do them and if you get caught, expect to get fucked over.
     
    Dances with Men, Dec 27, 2004
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  18. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dances with Men
    Quite. He'd probably kick himself, but there's a slight technical
    hitch...

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 27, 2004
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  19. Nigel Eaton

    Veggie Dave Guest

    No stairs to fall down afterwards?

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    IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
    Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
    Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
     
    Veggie Dave, Dec 27, 2004
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  20. Nigel Eaton

    Muck Guest

    I'd imagine that's what he said after he binned it.
     
    Muck, Dec 28, 2004
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