Nephew has binned his mate's off-road bike, busting his leg in two places, so it's going to be pinned. Unfortunately, he binned the off-road bike, on-road, as it were. Sans lid, sans docs, sans bloody everything. I don't think his (plod) employers are going to be too impressed... -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Clumsy ****. Do they already know, or can they not be kept on a 'need to know' basis? "I fell down the station steps"
I think that you find that they are completely used to employing fuckwits. He'll probably get a promotion to Chief Contstable of North Wales. -- ColonelTupperware, spouting bollocks on Usenet since 1997 Usenet FAQ at http://www.its.caltech.edu/its/services/internetapps/news/news2.shtml UPCE FAQ at http://upce.org.uk/ UKRM FAQ at http://www.ukrm.net/faq/
Bigger twat. Ubergruppentwat mit oak leaves and diamonds Is he plod or civvie employed by Plod? And more importantly, did he hit anything belonging to someone else - like another vehicle, fence, or summat?
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older Telephone pole. On a dead-end road in the middle of nowhere. He came off worst. I've got my fingers crossed for the poor bugger. He was apparently only riding his mate's bike to diagnose a mysterious problem. Which turned out to be a sticking throttle... :^( -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave I know. Poor fucker will probably laugh about it too. One day... -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Now that's fucking funny -- Veggie Dave UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08 IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
Stupid ****. I was with a mate who I do MX with the other night. He's got a new girlfriend (Chav scum). She was explaining why she hates motorbikes. Her mate was killed on one. When I asked how she said he was pissed and stoned and rode his mates MX bike on the road with no helmet. It didn't go down well when I said "well its his stupid fucking fault then." I mean, how can she blame the bike FFS.
Oh, don't forgot when you go to visit him, take a clutch lever with you - so that he knows what one looks like for next time -- Veggie Dave UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08 IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave *Ouch* -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick Oh, I doubt he'll be looking for excuses. He knows he's been a prat, and he's got the scars and at least three months of not driving to prove it. It would be a little harsh if it costs him his job too, but that's definitely on the cards. -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Nigel Eaton says... Has he reported it to his employers then? Couldn't they have just dragged the bike and him onto private land?
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo He wasn't really in a draggable state, what with his leg being at a strange angle. And (AIUI) the ambulance bods called the janitors, so it's a done deal unfortunately. -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Well, as Bonwick says - we've all done silly things. Some of us still do them from time to time. Ahem. Ultimately, do them and if you get caught, expect to get fucked over.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dances with Men Quite. He'd probably kick himself, but there's a slight technical hitch... -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
No stairs to fall down afterwards? -- Veggie Dave UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08 IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me