See? It's not just UKRM that thinks this way... Results of Dilbert's 2003 Weasel Awards --------------------------------------- The second annual exuberantly non-scientific Weasel Poll results are in. 35,874 people voted. I'll be spending the next few weeks publicly embarrassing the winners. They are... Tally Weaseliest Country ------ ------------------ 12739 France 10761 USA 5845 Saudi Arabia 4668 North Korea 801 Iran 509 Canada 219 Germany and the rest, for interest, although nothing like as interesting as France being the weaseliest country! Did I say that already? Tally Weaseliest Organization ------ ---------------------------------------- 7950 Recording Industry Association of America 6322 White House 4470 Democratic Party 3989 ACLU 3859 Organized religion 3039 Fox News Corporation 3008 Republican Party 1860 Congress 1323 New York Times Tally Weaseliest Company ------ ------------------ 12854 Microsoft 7645 Halliburton 7220 MCI WorldCom 2425 Kmart 1313 Merrill Lynch 1173 HealthSouth 1017 Freddie Mac 970 Salomon Smith Barney Tally Weaseliest Profession ------ --------------------- 10309 Politicians 7854 Lawyers 6234 News media 6059 Tobacco executives 4217 Oil executives 1043 Accountants Tally Weaseliest Individual ------ --------------------- 13959 George W. Bush 5104 Michael Moore 3057 Yasser Arafat 2820 Jacques Chirac 2141 Saddam Hussein 1883 Tom Daschle 1105 Arnold Schwarzenegger 1095 Al Franken 1023 Ariel Sharon 932 Bill O'Reilly 695 Ann Coulter 483 Charles Schumer 400 Sean Penn 383 Jayson Blair 230 Richard Grasso 195 Gerhardt Schroeder 188 Bill Bennett 146 Jack Grubman Tally Weaseliest Behavior ------ ------------------- 18877 Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat 5748 Religious extremism 4688 Creating computer worms/viruses because no one will date you 3997 Driving a Hummer 1487 Using cell phones in restaurants 1077 Using speaker phone in cubicle
