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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dan L, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. Dan L

    Beav Guest

    And no mention of front (particularly offside) drive shafts, a VERY common
    failure for pumped Cossies.


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    Beav, Aug 20, 2007
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  2. Dan L

    Iridium Guest

    Really? They seem to be quite common around here, most of the ones I see
    are Orange. Two live in my village ffs heh.
     
    Iridium, Aug 20, 2007
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  3. Dan L

    Iridium Guest

    To be fair though, I bet it broke down at least weekly hehe ;-) I love
    Pulsars, I just daren't own one.

    IIRC correctly you have a Mini don't you? I had a go in a JCW Cooper S a
    week or so ago, that had also had some kind of tweekery from some tuning
    place (I can't remember the name). Owner claimed 230-240bhp and I was
    amazed how composed it was for a little FWDer with that much power and
    torque. Impressed was I.
     
    Iridium, Aug 20, 2007
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  4. Dan L

    Iridium Guest

    My mates dad has a 7 clone kit car thing (a Vortex?) with an R1 engine in,
    and thinks I should go with him and take the Vee to the next trackday he
    does. What are the chances that I'll die, bearing in mind my 5 weeks of RWD
    ownership, hamfistedness and the reputation of the car....?
     
    Iridium, Aug 20, 2007
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  5. Oddly, I pulled up behind a blue one yesterday, and thought how
    understated it was. Which the orange one really isn't.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 20, 2007
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  6. I was looking at an *immaculate* example f one of those Rover V8-powered
    75s, and thinking there was a nice Q-car in there somewhere.

    (I asked the owner if it was true that Rover disconnected the mpg-meter
    on the computer, and he grinned and confirmed it. Apparently you can buy
    an electronic widget for about £25 which restores it.)
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 20, 2007
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  7. Dan L

    Dave Emerson Guest

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    That's the point, you *notice* the orange one's but the blue ones are more
    stealthy as they can pretend to be a normal Focus until you put the foot
    down.

    My order is also Performance Blue.
     
    Dave Emerson, Aug 20, 2007
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  8. I think they'd be utterly evil in black.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 20, 2007
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  9. Dan L

    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate
    Mine was 2wd :)
     
    Pete M, Aug 20, 2007
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    Ben Guest

    I think they'd be utterly evil in black.[/QUOTE]

    Oddly they don't. My Fiesta ST is Performance Blue, but I reckon the
    best colour now is the new Ice White they do. Really bright white
    with a blueish tint to it. Actually makes them look good when they've
    got the stripes on.
     
    Ben, Aug 20, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    Never, ever, buy a white vehicle. Utter hell to get the tar off.
     
    deadmail, Aug 20, 2007
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    Roger Hunt Guest

    wrote
    I used to own an SIII Land Rover in Purulent Discharge Green, and it was
    a good colour, reflective of its image.
     
    Roger Hunt, Aug 20, 2007
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  13. Ah yes; I fondly recall the Fresh Cowshit Green of my SIII SWB.
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 20, 2007
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  14. Dan L

    Beav Guest

    Not with TFR it's not. Spray on, leave for 5 minutes, hose off.


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    Beav, Aug 20, 2007
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  15. Dan L

    Beav Guest

    It never broke down once in 4 years and the guy he sold it to never had a
    break down either. It now resides darn sarf somewhere and it's still not
    broked.
    Me? not o your life. My mini days ended in 1972.

    I had a go in a JCW Cooper S a
    That'd be a Beemer mini then. Apparently the standard Coopers were faster
    than a standard 'Teg type "R", so one with 240ish BHP would be a blast I
    imagine.


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    Beav, Aug 20, 2007
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  16. Something like that, yes.
    A friend can get his Jag S Type down into single figures, if he's
    punting it.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 20, 2007
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  17. Dan L

    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate The Older
    Heh, amongst others I'm responsible for a 6.7 litre, V10, stretched Ford
    Excursion limo. Full pelt the /average/ tends to be around 3 mpg[1]In normal
    town driving it does around 8 mpg, on a run anything upto 16 is possible.
    Not bad considering it weighs in at 4.8 tonnes /unladen/.

    Probably on the Friends of the Earth "Most Wanted" list for keeping the
    following on the road; 2 stretch Lincolns with 4.6 V8s @ 12 mpg [2], Jensen
    Interceptor 7.2 convertible @ 9 mpg, Bentley Turbo R @ 13 mpg, my Range
    Rover @ 12-18 mpg, Cadillac Fleetwood 5.7 stretch @ 15 mpg..

    Scary when the Excursion costs around £175 to fill and will empty the tank
    in around 350 miles.

    [1] Miles per US gallon, so it's not /all/ doom and gloom.
    [2] Same motor as the Rover 75 V8. Great engine.
     
    Pete M, Aug 20, 2007
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  18. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    My Jag S Type had a prodigious thirst.
    If I gently carressed the accellerator with my foot on a run I could
    just about get 26mpg. Around town I tended not to have the trip
    computer switched on.

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    Dan L, Aug 20, 2007
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    Adrian Guest

    Pete M () gurgled happily,
    sounding much like they were saying :
    Genuine question - why not gas the work cars? I can understand not gassing
    the Jensen, but the others...? Hell, single-fuel gas 'em, set 'em up to
    take advantage of the extra octane, and gain some welly, too - bet the
    Excursion could use it.
    Do you tend to fill it with US gallons, though?
     
    Adrian, Aug 20, 2007
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    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate
    I'd love to, and I've been trying to convince the bloke in charge of the
    money to do it, but he's heard horror stories about LPG and would rather
    have a £12k p.a fuel bill than have to replace an engine or two. He's got
    this idea it is somehow much more difficult to gas a V10 - which is
    bollocks. Most of the LPG stuff about tends to be old V8 Range Rovers
    anyway, and anyone who can gas a P38 without problems should be able to do
    the Excursion.

    He's mad. Only explanation.
    Oi, that's my excuse to environmentals that is.
     
    Pete M, Aug 20, 2007
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