Officially an old git

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dan L, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    I have bought a bloody Volvo.

    FFS

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    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

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    Dan L, Aug 19, 2007
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  2. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    Mine's a diesel.
    With a slushbox too.

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    http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
    X-FOT#000
    DIAABTCOD #26
    BOMB#18 (slow)
    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Aug 19, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    Heather's had a V40 for years. Perfect for dogs, golf clubs &
    children.

    ....and Dan, I thought we established a few years ago, you're not that
    old.
     
    Cane, Aug 19, 2007
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    Iridium Guest

    Meh, left me a bit cold. Fast, obscenely competant, but not very exciting.
    Point to point there's probably not much quicker though I'll give you that.
     
    Iridium, Aug 19, 2007
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  5. Dan L

    Iridium Guest

    I tested one of them too, sounds good when abused :) Lot of grip too.
    Faster than a boggo WRX, not as good as an STi WRX.
     
    Iridium, Aug 19, 2007
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    Eiron Guest

    Nige wrote (about a Ford Focus):
    If you can do that, please get someone to video it for us.
     
    Eiron, Aug 19, 2007
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  7. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    Heh, it's akkshirley my second Volvo. I had a V70 a few years back and
    really liked it.

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    Dan L

    http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
    X-FOT#000
    DIAABTCOD #26
    BOMB#18 (slow)
    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Aug 19, 2007
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    Roger Hunt Guest

    Cane wrote
    I've had my V40 2.0i for eighteen months and being an ex-plod lurking
    vehicle it appears to have had a relatively easy life & goes luvverly.
    (Also, the tricky stuff is cared for by a really really good guy in
    Gloucester - ex-Volvo one-man-band he is, with all the kit. So if you
    are looking for that sort of thing I can tell you if you ask nicely.)
     
    Roger Hunt, Aug 19, 2007
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  9. Good man .....
     
    jimbo ......., Aug 19, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    Clean it now. DNA takes some shifting y'know.


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    Beav, Aug 19, 2007
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  11. Dan L

    Beav Guest

    You should've tried my lads Pulsar when he had it. That fucker could catch
    pigeons and it ATE Subaru's for breakfast. It dyno'd at a tad over 450bhp
    and it would wheelspin in the dry in third. If you were REALLY heavy on the
    throttle and rough with the clutch, you could lay darkies in every gear but
    5th.

    I'm convinced that Nissan made the body shells out of cornflakes packets
    too.


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    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate
    I miss my old Cosworth. There's just no substitute for a genuine 530 bhp.
     
    Pete M, Aug 19, 2007
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    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate Roger
    TBH the amount of maintenance it needed, mucking out horses would probably
    have been easier.
     
    Pete M, Aug 19, 2007
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    Roger Hunt Guest

    Pete M wrote
    Just imagine having to harness 530 horses to the cart before popping
    down the shop for the paper, and having to muck them out every day.
     
    Roger Hunt, Aug 19, 2007
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    Roger Hunt Guest

    Pete M wrote
    I have no knowledge or experience of them, so can I assume they needed
    vast amounts of tlc, but what might normally have gone off-song on a
    regular basis?
     
    Roger Hunt, Aug 19, 2007
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    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate Roger
    The problems weren't usually engine or gearbox related on mine, but
    everything else was under stresses much bigger than the standard car could
    impose. Take a 200 bhp car and give it 500+ and things do wear out quite a
    lot more quickly, even when you have all the best bits. Mine had had a huge
    amount of money spent on it (over £25k) and was immensely good fun, but it
    did need fettling pretty much permanantly to keep it right. Oil change every
    3000 miles, plugs every 3000, tyres every 1000 or every track day, brake
    pads would last maybe 6000 miles. Needed between £50 and £100 a week
    spending on consumables, not including fuel.

    Saying that, driven semi-sensibly it was a brilliant, brilliant car and
    could even be pretty economical on a run - I got 38 mpg on the motorway
    quite often, but that's like having a Fireblade and keeping it below 4000
    rpm. It'll do it but it's pretty much missing the whole point.

    I miss it. It was far cheaper to run and maintain than either of the
    Integrales that replaced it and a vast amount quicker in a straight line.
     
    Pete M, Aug 19, 2007
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    Roger Hunt Guest

    Pete M wrote
    A picture emerges of something fanatical and v v enjoyable.
    OK. Even my Vulva croons and begs me to drop a gear and boot it, when at
    the legal limit, so I try to imagine the same request being made at
    double that, with somewhat greater response.
    (Thinks ... V40 around a track? Ooooh that would be embarrassing.)
     
    Roger Hunt, Aug 19, 2007
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    Pete M Guest

    Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate Roger
    5th gear, 120+ mph it'd smoke the rear tyres just with the throttle. I miss
    that.
    I'm seriously considering making my Golf into a track day tool, but I think
    I'd be wiser to just sell it.
     
    Pete M, Aug 19, 2007
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    Roger Hunt Guest

    Pete M wrote
    Bloody hell. Lost for words aren't I.
     
    Roger Hunt, Aug 19, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    He's had a couple of them too, but they're not as good as the Pulsar was for
    townie stuff. great for longer distances, but for point and squirt, he
    Pulsar as unbeatable.
    Maybe specs tinted with nostalgia? I've not driven a Cossie that I thought
    much about.



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    Beav, Aug 20, 2007
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