Official UKRM Event Weather

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

You daft sod, you should have introduced yourself. We'd only have said
"**** off and put the kettle, we're busy" if we'd been busy.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Blimey, I did? I can't remember that at all. I was wondering if you'd
turn up; probably not at that moment in time though.

 

The only decent sitting spot I could find was overlooking the track
near the toilets*, so everyone walked past me while on an important
mission.

I loved your green suit, though. I considered getting up and saying
"Choo choo" but would probably died from exposure in that weather.

*I don't normally hang around toilets, officer.

 

I just felt as if I would be in the way, and as I hadn't been invited
into the pit I decided I should stay out as I assumed you'd all be far
too busy, and I wouldn't have been much help there anyway.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

Dear Mr GayNick,

Thank you for your application for the position of "Large,
Self-Effacing, Pleasant Gay Chap" with UKRM.

Unfortunately, we have to inform you that on this occasion your
application has been unsuccessful, since the role is already filled.

Thank you for your interest in this position, your details will be held
on file in case a vacancy occurs.

We would like to wish you every success in the future.

Best regards

UKRM.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Oh, please, just call me Nick.

But I find it so hard to be rude to everyone and imposing.

By who?

I hate interviews.

 

Me at a guess.

 

I still maintain that we must meet up one day, flower.

 

BGN says...

"By whom?" boy, "whom?".

 

I did put whom originally, but removed the m.

My life is one long drama.

 

There's enough drama queens here already...

 

I have a job description for ukrm? Nobody told me about that.

 

Do I? What are they as someone seems to have reneged on this bit of the
contract?

 

I read that as your cock being as limp as a dead dog's wheelies.

<slips glasses back on>

 

TBH it works either way.

And that's not going to help.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.