Offers begin at 500 camels.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by steve auvache, Sep 17, 2007.

  1. steve auvache, Sep 17, 2007
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Colin Irvine, Sep 17, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    steve auvache says...
    I'll take the one on the bottom.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
     
    Lozzo, Sep 17, 2007
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  4. Firstborn and My Baby.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 17, 2007
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  5. That just about sums you up that does.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 17, 2007
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    CT Guest

    501. And that's my final offer.

    Maybe.
     
    CT, Sep 17, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    I'll take the top one up the bottom too.
     
    Cane, Sep 17, 2007
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    Domènec Guest

    How many eurozone goats is it?
     
    Domènec, Sep 17, 2007
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    Mark Olson Guest

    They must be pretty hot, that link crashes both Mozilla and Epiphany on
    my linux box.
     
    Mark Olson, Sep 17, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    steve auvache says...
    I don't date married women, so 'your baby' is my first choice.

    Being of Mediterranean extraction, I am forced to offer you a more
    acceptable sum of 300 camels, with the proviso that if I need to return
    the young lady in queston there will be a refund of not less than 200
    camels, any more depending on the condition I return her in.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
     
    Lozzo, Sep 17, 2007
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  11. Parental controls kicking in?
     
    steve auvache, Sep 17, 2007
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    Howard Guest

    My first born is on "This Morning" (television for those who
    don't do daytime viewing) on Friday, talking about shoe designs.

    Not seen anything of it myself so I can't offer any judgement.
     
    Howard, Sep 17, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    The great thing is that if you were fucking one of them you'd last for
    ages cos you'd keep thinking of Steve.
     
    Cane, Sep 17, 2007
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  14. I hadn't actually considered leasehold but now you mention it, pull up a
    chair and have a cup of coffee my fragile swarthy friend.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 17, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    steve auvache says...
    <wheels spazz-chair into sight>

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
     
    Lozzo, Sep 17, 2007
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Very nice.

    A camel means two humps, doesn't it?
     
    Colin Irvine, Sep 17, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    Cab, Sep 17, 2007
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  18. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    You can take the boy out of the Mediterranean...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2007
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    Rick Guest

    Make sure you get him the low tar ones though ...health and all that.
     
    Rick, Sep 17, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    So, the whole heredity thing is bollocks, then?
     
    platypus, Sep 17, 2007
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