you're a closet hetero. -- Dnc B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
Having just a few impure thoughts wouldn't mean I was a fanny wanker all of a sudden. Perhaps I was just going through a phase, or I was tired or something. I'm unlikely to be buying ISBN 1890159026 anytime soon.
"When my boyfriend and I read this book we realised what we were missing. Now we fist almost every night."
A few mates and I got that to #3 on the amazon.co.uk best sellers list, by simultaneously buying it. I've got a screenshot somewhere. Never put the instructions into practice, though.
What is it about women and falling asleep on the back of a bike? I can understand it in a car, but on a bike?
It's not just women, I've had Champ and Auvache both fast asleep on the back of the Wing. Not at the same time, mind. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z |_\_____/_| ..75939.../...19198.../..30836. (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG* '^' RBR Clues: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589
That buggers up my next statement of "I've never known any men fall asleep on a bike". You live and learn, apparently.
My wife's the same, after about 20mins she starts nodding off, I can tell this is happening as her helmet keeps bashing off mine. It is most disturbing, something to do with being rocked to sleep and the drone of the engine. -- Martin: "For a minute there, you bored me to death." VTR1000 Firestorm TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
I think it's as much to do with the Wing's plush accommodation, and my "relaxed" riding style, as much as the advanced age of the passengers concerned. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z |_\_____/_| ..75939.../...19198.../..30836. (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG* '^' RBR Clues: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589
I didn't fall asleep the time I was being wunged, but it was only a short trip and I was in several pieces at the time. I'd have no trouble dozing off ordinarily.
In folk songs "bird" is often used as a metaphor for the male organ and "bush", obviously, for the female. One wonders whether that's the real source of the old proverb.
You should offer it as a "moving bed" service. Delivers you to your destination refreshed. Drool on chin optional.
Salad Dodger wrote Frankly that is a testament to the smoothness of your riding. The bike apart, I had never had a nicer or more comfortable long pillion ride. Mind you I was asleep for most of it so I have no real idea what I missed.
<cheesy comedian mode> What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? You can't beat a good wank! Badoom tish! <ccm/> -- Martin: "For a minute there, you bored me to death." VTR1000 Firestorm TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
