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I have, this day, been the recipient of a bottle of Tudor Rose English
Fortified Wine.

It's been a few years. Wtf do I do with it?

 

Send it to me.
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Get a scruffy looking dog of the canine variety.

Hitch it up to a piece of equally scruffy looking 'hairy string'.

Accompany said dog to the nearest park, and pick the bench that has the
strongest smell of urine about it.

Sit down, crack open, enjoy.

Consequently swearing at passers by, is a popular option you might like
reflect upon in the warm, fuzzy afterglow, as it quite often leads to you
getting a warmer bed for the night.

HTH

 

Pour it down the fucking sink
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He'll be wanting the number of a good plumber first, surely?

 

I don't know about that. Should clear the pipes out nicely.

 

Degrease your engine?

 

Yeah, but its no good when the pipes dissolve, or a rat dies further down
the chain, and causes a blockage.

 

Drink it you twat. It's fucking mong food so it's something you should
grow accustomed to quite quickly.

 

Bollocks. It's the only alcohol I have drunk that gave hallucinogenic
effects.

Drink it, Oggers, you'll like it.

 

Speaking of this, has anyone ever tried Absinthe? I was just wondering
if the effects are all their hyped up to be, never having had any.

It seems to be bloody expensive so I ain't wasting my money if it's
shite.

 

Yup - my mate brought a load back from Prague, the last time he was there.

I got very pissed, very quickly - if there were any hallucinogenic effects
at work, I was too pissed to acknowledge them.

 

As mentioned in the, er, aforementioned other thread, I used to drink
two bottles of it in a night on a semi-regular basis.

But I can't work out whether it was bought for me as a genuine gift,
as a joke, or as an attempt on my life.

 

Is there anyone (else) who *hasn't* tried Absinthe by now?

It's extra bitter Pernod. It gets you very pissed because it tends to
be very strong. Drink a whole bottle and you're an idiot.

The Notting Hill Arts Club does some lovely Absinthe-based cocktails,
and it's free entry to gigs there on Saturday afternoons. Just don't
count on doing anything Saturday evening...

 

That all depends on who bought it. I'd hazard a guess and say the second
option.

 

*shrug* Sheltered upbringing, I guess.

Pernod doesn't contain wormwood though, does it? I thought that is what
gives Absinthe it's supposed hallucinogenic qualities.

 

*waves*
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Fr Jack
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It's the "mind altering" part that has always stopped me. Not a good idea
for me, with the underlying conditions I have.

The closest I'll get is a decent pastis.
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Fr Jack
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skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

ISTR that has more stomach altering effects on you.

 

I noticed the Absinthe hangover, where your illusions are
stripped away and you see your pathetic life stretching
ahead of you and are horrified.

#This is reality, however grim.