O.T. Warning, swine flu

Warning






If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat
tinned pork because of swine flu -


ignore it.



It's just spam.
?

 

Boom-boom!

--
Regards, David.

David Clayton
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Knowledge is a measure of how many answers you have, intelligence is a
measure of how many questions you have.

 

I've told you ONCE George, when Freo goes East it's ALWAYS a case of SWINE
Flew!'

;0)
Eddie

 

Thats what they said when they decided to start up the police air wing

 

we're hoping for a Ka-boom

mh

 

we're hoping for a Ka-boom

mh

*****************************

Bad luck, you missed out........................again

 

it was more an implosion marty
He was sucked up his own arsehole

 

I assume you've heard the wine flu line is closed - all the staff broke
out in rashers. Now when you call, all you get is crackling.

Sure that's been in here before..

 

Pig's arse it has!

;0)

Eddie

 

Okay, that's enough of everyone telling porky's

 

Yeah - like how you feel really ordinary the morning after - that's wine
flu.

 

Wine flu Yeebok ??

The last time I saw wine flew was when my ex threw a bottle of red at me

full it was too...................

 

Were you?

;0)

Eddie
.....

 

Not at the time, that is probably why I am able to relate this to you

 

Congratulations GWF that's the first time I've seen you post a joke that
was timely topical and well OK almost funny

 

jl wrote...

At least it didn't result in the Aporkolypse...

 

Why does Victoria have such an inordinate proportion of the swine flu
numbers?

 

[applause]

betty

 

Oi !
you just wait till he says something about all the hot air that comes from
Canberra
and not only from Parliament House

 

Geez, is Sol getting the blame for that too?

regards,
CrazyCam