O.T. Regulation of smoking in public places

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by tallbloke, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    Platypus <> spouted the following in

    LOL. Nice one.

    Then there was the one with the cleaner at our factory who tipped some
    old solvent down the loo, sat down for a shit and a wank over his porn
    mag, lit up and chucked the match down the pan between his legs....

    At hospital they treated him for 3rd degree arse burns and concussion
    where he'd hit the bog cieling with his head.
     
    tallbloke, Nov 27, 2003
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  2. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    A wise move young Moose :cool:/
     
    tallbloke, Nov 27, 2003
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  3. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    Err, thats wot e sed.
     
    tallbloke, Nov 27, 2003
  4. tallbloke

    tallbloke Guest

    Oooooh get 'Er.
     
    tallbloke, Nov 27, 2003
  5. tallbloke

    Champ Guest

    Hmm. Dunno. Normally the smart money would always go on a lad from
    the Traaaaansavaaaal, but in this case I think the Bokker is
    essentially a "nice chap", whereas I think The Dwarf has got a bit of
    a mean streak.
     
    Champ, Nov 27, 2003
  6. tallbloke

    Pete M Guest

    tallbloke made the world a better place for us by saying..
    D'oh! I read it as being a kind of "stop people smoking, hence banning
    passive smoking"....


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    Pete M, Nov 27, 2003
  7. tallbloke

    Pip Guest

    No, no, no. That's not right at all - give them a fair trial, listen
    to what they have to say - then cut off their goolies!
     
    Pip, Nov 27, 2003
  8. tallbloke

    YTC#1 Guest

    See, this is the difference between non-smokers and smokers. Non-smokers
    tend to think that if you really want to smoke, go ahead, just don't do it
    around me.

    Smokers remind me of "loadsamoney", waving it around in peoples faces and
    forcing it down their throat.

    You want to kill yourself, do it in private. Don't jump off a bridge and
    hold up the traffic.
     
    YTC#1, Nov 27, 2003
  9. tallbloke

    YTC#1 Guest

    Good.
     
    YTC#1, Nov 27, 2003
  10. tallbloke

    dwb Guest

    Well, you are right - except if you're standing waiting where the doors
    eventually end up and someone comes along and lights up.
    Then you've got the choice of accepting the smoking or potentially have to
    wander off and have no chance of getting a seat.

    Anyway, it doesn't really matter as my opinion is still that I think it's a
    great idea banning smoking :)
     
    dwb, Nov 27, 2003
  11. tallbloke

    dwb Guest

    Well, considering I'd value the opinion of a particularly noxious turd
    before I'd consider yours, certainly not me.
     
    dwb, Nov 27, 2003
  12. tallbloke

    dwb Guest

    Point of order Mr Dodger - Hobbits are a) hairy b) have very large feet.

    I have neither of these traits.

    BTW - I'm taking note of all these little comments....
     
    dwb, Nov 27, 2003
  13. tallbloke

    dwb Guest

    Unfortunately you are correct - I doubt I could effectively punch my way out
    of a paper bag and I 'd feel about it if I did.
     
    dwb, Nov 27, 2003
  14. tallbloke

    dwb Guest

    What's your definition of an enclosed space? The end where all the shops are
    has a roof - walls...

    Actually I am always very impressed by the design of the roof at Paddington
    in that it *does* suck the fumes out.
    Obviously originally designed for the steam trains I guess but still
    impressive.
     
    dwb, Nov 27, 2003
  15. tallbloke

    sweller Guest

    Known in the trade as the Lawn. (IIRC they've called the shopping area
    that)
    It's a lot more impressive now the old platform indicators[1] have been
    moved. As you come up out of the tube station you are faced by a huge
    expanse of cathedral like glass.


    [1] shame the new ones are crap
     
    sweller, Nov 27, 2003
  16. tallbloke

    dwb Guest

    feel bad even.
     
    dwb, Nov 27, 2003
  17. tallbloke

    Platypus Guest

    A shiny bit? He's like a magpie, he is...

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    Platypus, Nov 27, 2003
  18. tallbloke

    deadmail Guest

    Non smokers split into two camps. People who don't smoke and people who
    are aggresively anti-smoking. The latter are often ex-smokers.

    Which group do you fall in Bruce?
     
    deadmail, Nov 27, 2003
  19. In uk.rec.motorcycles, said:
    "There's no virgin like a reformed tart"
     
    Whinging Courier, Nov 27, 2003
  20. tallbloke

    YTC#1 Guest

    Its obvious innit ?

    When I was a smoker I never smoked around people who didn't like it.

    I was a nice smoker.
     
    YTC#1, Nov 27, 2003
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