O.T. Regulation of smoking in public places

Zyban sent me dizzy as ****. Not funny at 70mph in the van :-( Did you
have to go on the psycho course with it ? I mentioned this to my
doctor and he told me it's all bollocks, and I should just take the
pills !
Went cold turkey 2 weeks ago, and so far so good ....
Mike.
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It worked well for me and a couple of friends but I know of others who
hated it.

I found my depth perception went to **** for the first week, but it does
say not to drive on the packet. I also became a bit forgetful. Well,
more than usual.

I didn't have to do the psycho course, just an interview, explanation and
a big prescription and that was it. Although I think I'm the exception.

As a plus I wasn't allowed to drive trains so got to sit about doing
bugger all for six weeks.

 

Then don't go into the fucking pub then

What, are they standing outside dragging you in fmr the seat and
forcing you to stay in there?

But you can impinge on theirs? Fine

They were forced to as well?

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The only reply which even vaguely resembles a bite and even then only
one expletive. Disappointing.

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At least the smoker has the decency to ask first. Most farters just let
rip sneakily and assume an air of pious indifference while all around
people are gasping for air.

Bastards. There should be 'non-farting' pubs and let them pay for their
own health care, say I.

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Well, an unsmoked kipper is just a fish, you know?

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I agree, ordinary diesel fumes stink; but you should smell biodiesel
exhaust - like being at the back of a bakery that's making doughnuts in
a funny sort of way.

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Sorry, class it as a whoosh you fucking, sanctimonious, arrogant prick. [1]

[1] Better?

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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:

That reminds me. Since I've taken to public transport, I regularly go
and see the missus on the train. There has not been one time when
someone didn't fart and create a stinking cloud, either on the way there
on on the way back.

Is it obligitory? This never happens on the bus!

 

Exactly.

 

Nice to see ZA has it's health priorities sorted, then.

Bit of a worry, smoky restaurants, when 20% of the population has
AIDS. Except that they don't, cos the president says so.

"Oi you, put that flaming truck tyre out!"

 

Surely the "throwbacks" would suffocate, first.

Nice line in tolerance you got there, Phil.

 

No, no, no. Tax 'em AND make 'em pay. That'll learn the fuckers. And
beat 'em up, too. Put their kids into care. Crush their cars, and ****
their wives. It's the only language they understand.

If that doesn't work, we can smash their windows, then cart them off
somewhere in cattle trucks. It's worked before, no reason it won't
work again.

Smokers, drinkers, speeding motorists, footballers, Sun readers,
anyone who's not "flavour of the week"...**** 'em.

YKIMS

 

Salad Dodger said:

Errrmmm...

Can I go in the cattle truck please? Even if I don't do any of those
things?

 

Horay, and about time

Well done.

What about people who don't smoke anywhere?

Yeah right.

Because it kills people.

Nah.


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Difference between bus and train is the running surface:
Bus; quite bumpy, occasional potholes, kiddies, cyclists, etc, cause a
steady gradual leak of bottom burps which you rapidly get acclimated too
and indeed join in.
Train; quite smooth, lets all the gas build up until you hit a set of
points, linesman, suicide victim, then it all erupts at once in an
orgasmic release of fartgas.

Beware the green fog...


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put your tongue away, it's offensive.

 

Des Coughlan said:

No pigs?

<disappointed>

 

The only obvious solution is that all smokers wear a diving helmet and
keep the fag to them selves.

HTH

 

You have to find some mates 1st.