O.T. How true is this?

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Aido, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. Aido

    Aido Guest

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
    about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
    been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
    about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little
    mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far arse kissing will take you.

    A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 131%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
    work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
    Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
     
    Aido, Jul 19, 2004
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