[QUOTE] Of course, your post would have been much more accessible if you'd said "John Lowe, the darts player, had 501 UP".[/QUOTE] He came into the Shiplu Tandoori, Hastings, when our cricket club were in there. After being on the beer *all day*. He was less than impressed when our wicketkeeper donned a waiter's waistcoat, and tried to take his order. IIRC, he fucked off, unfed.