Number Plate Slogans

"If you can read this, my mother's a fat ****."

 

But it contains the word NOS which instantly makes an otherwise
vomit-inducing cliché cool

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
V&S Extreme Photography http://www.bikehouse.demon.co.uk
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Put Out The Lights On The Age Of Reason

 

On the back of a Harley chop about 25 years ago, I was only 7 and was very
impressed.

"If you value your life, as much as I value this bike. Dont **** with it".


--
Gavsta
GSXR600K1
Z750 Race bike
Team NFG R6 Race bike (also shared, and now fixed)

http://www.stoof.co.uk

 

"My other bike is a broom" from Grinfactor.com

 

Thats a bad move, asking Neil what he is up to. You will now be bombarded
with the details of the Flu epidemic and where his next trip/jolli is to
:=}

 

I can't help being too generous.

 

Anne, I thought you had expired, died, shuffled your mortal coil,
ceased to be, or as some sad f*cks might say... left the newsgroup...
Long time no read...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

By the way, Doris isn't with us anymore...!
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Owen wrote:

Neither is Dan!

Dum de dum de dum de dum, dum de dum de dum dum...

 

Dum dum de dum, dum dedum dedum dedum...

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

The message <>

Damn! I thought I was in umra for a minute there!

 

Hi Anne
Jim
Jim
McASP#3

 

Hi Jim! How's yersel?

<BG> #Memories..... ;-)

 

jsp wrote
It's the lowest form ... oh never mind ;-)

Cheers,

Paul.

 

Zymurgy said:

It's the best I can do with the material.

 

On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 00:36:29 -0000, "Anne Welsh Jackson"

snip

New sig covers the 3 bikes...

(1) (which is mostly black) is off the road, a mate went tarmac
skating with it! It is pressently awaiting time and funds, hope to
have it chopped and roadgoing ready for next summer.
(2) (which is red) is on the road and going, but needs a new fork seal
and a few electric probs sorting. The new fork seals are on their way
and I also have a nice new set of progressive fork springs ana shiny
new set of silencers to put on it ...
(3) (which is blue) is flickably speaking A-OK and used as my main
tool at the mo'. This one can stop in the space that a fairly small
denomination coin might take up if it were left on a piece of tarmac,
has heated hand grips and 4 sticky up bits underneath the place where
the petrol goes.
The other two bikes have 2 sticky up bits ina V shape (1) and two
sticky out bits ina, well... sticky out shape (2)... *phew* the techy
stuff always wears me out...

....And then there's the numbers...botafot, bod, bonk, chips, anusol
etc....

....Stuff... well, stuff basically...

....Life... which I guess must be everything not covered by the
above...

Oh, and don't forget the L plate... cos I'm still learning... about
life I mean... intend to keep it for a bit too...

So, if its not a personnal question, are you and Bill still bonking
for half the night and keeping the rest of the campers awake? ;-)
I shall raise a glass of scotish wine and drink to your good health.
The best to you both.....
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 00:36:29 -0000, "Anne Welsh Jackson"

snip

Wotcha been getting up to?

Well, just then I nipped downstairs to drink to your good health,
Waitrose Port Barrelled Highland Malt

I'm still panel beating, enjoying it, never seem to have enough hours
to do all the things I want to (usual story), Marina says I spend too
much time reading, my son now knows that I'm his natural father and
we're getting on great, little sister got married - fantastic day -
very moving, Grandma died at 98 yrs - very moving day - not fantastic,
lost a few friends, met a few new people, the wheel continues to turn
and I love the autumn colours. Oh, and everyday I find something that
makes me laugh and I find something that makes me cry...

Marina is play grouping with kids (its the only legal way you can beat
them these days - Scottish law may be different) We baby sit a friends
baby every so often - 1 yr old and *so* cute, M still sports the odd
dodgy haircut and I still tease her in the morning about the way it
looks, she mostly enjoys her work, opens the door with a happy smile
(except when she's being a grumpy er, um, I did'nt start to say that,
er no, definitely not Sir... um....) and her cooking is improving!
Gosh, I am on rocky ground here aren't I...

We really are very happy, most of the time. Probably me more than
Marina, but then I'm not in as much pain as Marina is, couple of
cripples us... all things considered we do rather well.

You an' He,
Still a "We"?

PS:
I should have put this in an e-mail really, but I'm not sure as to how
I move it without losing it... I'm still crap at driving this thing...
bloody technology... People keep telling me that I should upgrade my
'phone - the mobile (I still have a 3 year old one the size of a mars
bar) Why? Because you could get one with games... vox activated
dailling... send pictures... zip, wap, G3, smart, Greek for advanced
level...blah blah blah... All I want is a 'phone that I switch on when
I want to make a call. But what if we want to reach you, at the mo' we
can't? Exactly, I have control, my free time is free, 'phone home and
leave a message on the answering machine or send an e-mail...

Choose a mobile, choose technology, choose 37 games and a 5 mega
glitch sim card, choose a colour screen with infra red sonic booster
and enough generated radiation to fry your consumer fixated banal
little brain, choose something that you probably don't even need and
make sure that its shinier and better than anyone elses piece of shiny
purile crap with its cnut logo emblazioned across you rear window to
advertise your total lack of imagination... You might as well have
choosen heroin... Me? I choose Life.....
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

I think mine's got the dealer's name on it. Number plate slogan's are
_so_ hom.