Number Plate Slogans

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Matt E Mulsion, Nov 17, 2003.

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    Matt E Mulsion Guest

    I'm looking for inspriration for a slogan to go across the bottom of a
    number plate on my R6. Does anyone know any good ones that I can
    nick, or alternatively what do you have written on yours?
     
    Matt E Mulsion, Nov 17, 2003
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    Simon Atkinson Guest

    Matt E Mulsion said:
    "I'm a **** with a wanky motto that's meant to be funny but isn't"
     
    Simon Atkinson, Nov 17, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    You could try "I'm too stupid to think up a numberplate tag"
     
    Ginge, Nov 17, 2003
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    jsp Guest

    You have *that* on your bike?

    My favourite, on a Bandit 12 wa 'Torque of the Devil'

    Perhaps you could have
    'If you can read this, I'm riding like a girl's blouse'

    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Nov 17, 2003
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    Simon Atkinson Guest

    jsp said:
    No. "individualistic" slogans are for those with very few mental
    horsepower.
    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

    I'll have to write that down... Torque of the... Hahahahahahahahahaha

    I hope I suddenly get lots of invitations to dinner parties so I can
    tell them that one.... Torque... Hahahahahahahahahahaha
    <Tumbleweed>
     
    Simon Atkinson, Nov 17, 2003
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    jsp Guest

    :)

    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Nov 17, 2003
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    Slider Guest

    "Gay Bar"
     
    Slider, Nov 17, 2003
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    rod dyno Guest

    I've had, "yes officer, I have offended" on the bottom of my old rgv.
    In hindsight that was asking for trouble.
     
    rod dyno, Nov 17, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Matt E Mulsion said....
    FAHN CAHN on the bottom of the plate on my old Firestorm. It only makes
    sense to Fred Gassit fans.

    --
    Lozzo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 17, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    How does "I don't have my own sense of humour" work for you?

    Any good?
     
    deadmail, Nov 17, 2003
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    Andy Foster Guest

    You could always try reading this thread in google...
     
    Andy Foster, Nov 17, 2003
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    My other sticker is funny.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 18, 2003
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    Old Fart at Play Guest


    "We who are about to die salute you",
    or the Latin translation, which fits better
    on a small plate.
     
    Old Fart at Play, Nov 18, 2003
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    Vince Guest

    I had to order one for a customer a while back, a gardener.

    The missus wasn't happy when I suggested "Me and my hoe".

    --

    Vince.

    ZX9R, CBR250
    Ex-SKoGA#3, YTC#13
    BONY#47, SBS#22, BOTAFOF#26, BOTAFOT#102, MRO#23.
    MIRTTH#19

    "Vince: more repulsive than Ginge"
     
    Vince, Nov 18, 2003
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    Anne Jackson Guest

    The message <>
    "Nos perituri mortem salutamus" isn't all that much shorter.
     
    Anne Jackson, Nov 18, 2003
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    Morituri te salutamus is

    Welcome back, Anne, by the way. Where have you been?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 18, 2003
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Presumably she's been busy encouraging people to enter into a ludicrous
    and illegal pyramid scheme.
     
    Ben Blaney, Nov 18, 2003
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    darsy Guest

    On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 07:16:10 +0000,
    collapsing the economy of Albania or some such, presumably.
     
    darsy, Nov 18, 2003
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    Anne Jackson Guest

    The message <1g4lytt.bb7lqx1hcpb9fN%>
    from (The Older Gentleman) contains
    these words:
    Zetnets servers are fucking up, Neil, so I'm doing some research
    into exactly how many NG posts aren't arriving here!
    I picked 2 weel-used NGs, and this was one of them.

    How's things with you?
     
    Anne Jackson, Nov 18, 2003
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    darsy Guest

    you shouldn't go giving away your own best lines.
     
    darsy, Nov 18, 2003
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