Notes to self pt.2

Don't forget to put side stand down when filling with petrol.

That's 3 bloody times I've done it now but I did leave a nice gash in
the petrol pump cover as the bars went down.

 

As my Mum always said. "It's expensive being a ****"

 

*snort*

I had stopped at Alice's Restaurant for a quick bite. On leaving I was a
bit distracted by another V-Strom rider showing him the power
distribution setup I installed. After the show-and-tell, I had a quick
look at the other bikes parked there and got ready to leave. Unable to
find my key, I broke out the spare from the tank bag and headed off
home. Half way home I remembered I left the key in the seat lock. I
pulled over to the hard shoulder and stopped. I was so intent on
retrieving the key I forgot to put the side stand down. I managed to get
my leg out from under the bike (thanks SW Motech for the hoopy engine
bars). I got the bike upright, this time with the side stand down and
found the key where I left it. The upside was an absolutely beautiful
brunette with huge norks stopped to ask if I was okay.

 

Your Mum called you a ****? Wow, respect.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane belched forth and ejected the following:

Heh, wise words.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Me here belched forth and ejected the following:

No but it looked good.

It doesn't get easier picking that lump up either.

The bike barn's looking good, baby.

I got the pictures you sent (****) and wanted to put them on the web but
my ISP's fsking ftp server keeps saying it's busy.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddy belched forth and ejected the following:

No norks for me, just a black girl at the desk saying "four quid".

 

You've not met his Mum, Dad and Brother have you?

It's an experience

 

I didn't realise you were Australian.

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dr Ivan D. Reid belched forth and ejected the
following:

I thought Australians used "hooters"?

 

I've met Cane and his Dad. I'd hate think what experiences his Mum must have
gone through

 

Nah, thats Yanks!
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Red death, to set you free (with a big grin on yer mush)

 

Woosh.

 

It's the name of a restaurant here.

 

Oops; from Austentayshus's 1983 album Australiana:

Austen: My mother-in-law is so fucking fat...
Audience: *How* fat?
Austen: No, my mother-in-law is so *fucking* fat!
Audience: *How* fucking fat?
Austen: You've *no* idea what my father-in-law has to go through!

On the same session he responded to a female heckler:
"If you don't shut up, I'll come down there and **** you! ... Probably be
the only clap I get all night..."

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Air Bags
Balloons
Baps
Beer Holders
Boobs
Bouncies
Breasticles
Cookies
Chest Weasels
Dairy Cannons
Dirty Pillows
Erector set
Funbags
Fun Muffins
Headlights
Gazongas
Globes
Gongs
Guns
Hooters
Hoots
Jigglypuffs
Jollies
Jubblies
Jugs
Knockers
Love Bags
Love Boulders
Love Bumps
Mangos
Milk boxes
Milk Buckets
Nipple Holders
Perks
Pointers
Rack
Speed Bumps
Sweather Bunnies
Sweater Monkeys
Sweater Meat
The Boys
The Troops
Yonkers

 

I like that one. I also use 'the twins' and 'pink nosed puppies'.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dr Ivan D. Reid belched forth and ejected the
following:

Cool!