Note to self part 8

Before mounting your steed, particularly before a good thrash, ensure you're
dressed to your correct side (espesh if circumcised), otherwise your
concentration will be fucked.

 

<SNIP>
Nup, although I'm not sure why...

Andy

 

I can't snip properly. What a tool...

Andy

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Freddy Kruger belched forth and ejected the
following:

For years and years I've not worn kacks. The company I work for has
decided to give me some polyester/cotton mix work trousers. The
stitching on them is very crude and rough. I complained bitterly that I
was getting jogger's nipple of the knob because of it. Most of the
management ignored my plea/whinge but one suggested Vaseline. I ignored
this and went for boxer shorts.

God, I hate wearing underwear.

 

Grief. I'm *so* glad I don't have this sort of shit to deal with.

On two levels; a) having to wear a uniform. b) having to work with you
whilst you moan about your knob.

I am intrigued though; what did the manager suggest that you did with
the vaseline? Are you sure it wasn't a come-on?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

Diff'rent strokes, innit. I'm sure there's plenty of shit of yours I
wouldn't want to deal with!

I don't mind wearing a uniform, it's the uncomfortability of the
stitching in the trousers I'm moaning about.

Heh, well, it was more for their benefit than mine. Call me warped but I
got enough amusement from mentioning it, TYVM.

He doesn't /look/ the type but he was quite high up in the army and used
to be a head master...

 

Oh, utterly and completely. Most people would hate my job. Hmm...

Ah, well I would object to being provided with what I have to wear. I
like being able to choose my own clothes.

You're warped.

Did you used to be a head boy?

 

Heh. "Jogger's nipple of the knob" - I nearly fell off me fookin' chair!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

It isn't a 100% enforceable rule. Up until a month or two ago I wore my
own jeans and boots but they were getting ruined pretty bloody quickly.

As uniforms go, it isn't bad, just very stiff. A few more washes will
probably sort it.

No, they never even made me a prefect.