not rich enought

Hello,
I'm a young man from poland dreaming about a motorbike like
this one :
http://www.motorcycledaily.com/bandit.html
I'm not a poor one, but not rich enough to get so much money -
so if you could send me few dollars I'll be very gratefull for your
help.

I'm very sorry if you think that's not a good way/idea, please
accept my apology ; but if there's any chance that you can help please
answer this email and I'll send you my bank account number...

Very best wishes to you all,

Bartlomiej Jarocki
Unix/Linux administrator, software developer

 

Perhaps you should consider one of these
(http://www.cyclerecycler.com/Rose.lad.jpg) while you become a Microsoft
administrator/developer - they can all afford Bandits.

Glad to help,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

Your a unix admin and you cant afford a bandit?

 

im not ritch enough to buy a ferrari either, so give give give!

but my heart bleeds for you, theres $3.50 at my front door, knock and ill
give you the rest of the saying

 

....snip...

Corks will want one of those to go with his other "girls bike".

David

 

Set your sights higher spammer bitch !

JL
(ex Bandit owner)

 

I'm a young man from Australia, dreaming about Polish Girls like these:

http://www.polish-amateurs.com/polish_girls.htm

I'll be very greatfull for your help if you could send me some

Strictly "on-loan" conditions apply, and send no gold-diggers as we
have enough of that rubbish here already

God bless you

 

They can polish my helmet...Oh gawd, where's the bloody bromine?...

 

<applause>

Bigarse that's the first time I've ever seen you post anything witty or
interesting.

JL
(I shan't hold my breath waiting for the next time)

 

Would you have written that if you'd known postiebike is Hatz?



Now you may need to apologise to Biggus.


Moike

 

What I will have to do is send you a money order for $US10,000. You
deposit the money order and wire me the difference.

Sound good?

 

Yes I would have, I just would have been even more amazed !

Biggus I humbly apologise for ever thinking you might write something
witty or interesting, I should have known better.

JL