not rich enough

Learn to post before trying again, fuckwit.

The Eastern European made a better fist of it than you.

 

A fucking 600?

You misguided ****. Go for a Bandit 1200 that may be a year or two
older and you won't regret it. A couple of Hail Marys, an Our Father
and away ye go, lofting like a fucker.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

"Spare any chains, mistah?"

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Invest in a Scottoiler, Hymie. You won't regret it, my boy.

 

It's all Churchill's fault you know, Adolf had a perfectly good plan
for them.

'Hog

 

He did get a rather interesting suggestion to pop off to a Nigerian
newsgroup which I thought was rather inventive.

 

If you have such a big guilt complex, save it for

My family have to do without food for 2 weeks a month so I can buy petrol
for my bike...

 

Pip wrote

So it is writ My Son, so it is writ.

 

Bristol first group has employed Poles for quite a few months now and
I had experience of one of these on the last bus home yesterday.

"How much is it to x?"
Driver doesn't understand so produces laminated timetable, indicating
you should point to your destination.
"£2 please.."

this happens to everyone getting on the bus, regardless of
destination, always "£2 please".

He also hadn't got an idea about roundabouts and missed out one loop
completely,which resulted in a few of us having a longer walk home
than we had intended

 

Jackie scribbled:

Dopey cunts.

If the fuckers can't talk english just walk right past them. If they
call the police what are they going to do? Mime?

 

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 21:29:55 +0100, Jackie

[polish bus drivers]

I'd write to the traffic commissioners detailing what is going on. First
Bristol have had more than their share of run ins with the TCs so if the
service is still crap they'd be interested to know.

 

Was that an intentional double entendre?