Not quite dead: Steve H

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

No prizes for guessing what IRTA.

My version sound like a better book, TBH.

 

You must be English or summat

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "TOG@Toil"

"There's an app for thaAAAAAARGH!"

 

Hehehe

If he is indeed in a crash or cardiac unit, as he should be, then phones are
still verboten

 

Well of course we don't know what he's actually suffering from, "heart
attack" being such a nebulous term, so he could be on a normal ward.

 

I was in CCU 3 times with mother last year. They didn't seem to worry about
mobiles and the nurses were using a cordless phone.

 

What? It wouldn't be an incentive to move on, it would be an incentive
to stay in position???

 

Still on cardio. They are ignoring the iPad so far.

 

And this has what precisely what to do with bikes?

 

You clumsy ****.

 

We do if you read FB

 

<thinks>

No that isn't quite what I meant

 

Ouch.

GWS etc.

 

While a cordless phone isn't generally considered comparable I'd say it was
an NHS plan to reduce population.

 

..org:

It lives!

You should have an SMS from me. Let me know if you want anything bringing
in on Friday pm. I'll be done at Uni by 2pm so can pop by if you are still
there, as I can easily pop into xxxxx[1] across the road to pick up
something.

[1] censored to prevent further injury

 

Haven't you died yet?

 

Oh.

So what you meant was given the opportunity you'd give TOG one.

Hmm...

 

Holy shit. Hope he's ok

 

Back already?

Not much of a fucking heart attack then was it, **** off and come back
when you have had a proper one.

And no there isn't a #number for it and if there were loz would be kotl
and #1

 

They've invented new pipe cleaning medicines since you had one,
Grandad. I think my dad was out a day or so later after his, but with
an armful of pills to keep taking forever.