Norway?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Jim, May 16, 2005.

  1. Jim

    Jim Guest

    We (3 men and 3 bikes) are going to Norway for a week mid June.

    Are B&B's plentiful?
    Is alcohol plentiful?
    How cold will it be?
    Any advice welcome, sensible or ridiculous.

    TIA.
     
    Jim, May 16, 2005
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  2. Jim

    YTC#1 Guest

    I'll be there from 16th -> 30th
    yes, but expensive
    Take a tent for emgencies but try for Hyttes (huts) , chalet type things
    on campsites
    http://engelsk.nafcamp.com/
    Yes, but expensive, also *very* intolerent with DD. Get drunk on the
    scenary instead
    Not to bad, gest colder the further north you go, (Of course) may be a bit
    wet but should be pleasent. Went 2 years ago and never had to bother with
    thermals
    Well, a bit of research would help, before booking to go ! :)

    A few google searches gets all sorts



    http://www.thefjords.no/
     
    YTC#1, May 16, 2005
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  3. Jim

    wessie Guest

    Jim emerged from their own little world to say
    http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showth...7ac10d725110c&threadid=35257&highlight=norway

    this should answer most of your questions. Some of the contributors
    live in Norway so register on the site if you have any others

    GS riders tend to go further than most - the site is one of the best
    around for advice about obscure destinations
     
    wessie, May 16, 2005
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  4. My experience is 25 years outta date, but here goes... There's campsites
    (for German Hymermobiles mostly), a lot have wooden huts (expensive).
    Alcohol is very expensive, carry some spirits with you. It can be cold north
    of the Arctic Circle, but no colder than the high Alps. It can rain for
    days... And days. There can be loads of mosquitos. And Germans. It's very
    beautiful. Avoid the North Cape car park, buy a Nordkapp sticker anywhere if
    it matters. Laugh at Germans with reindeer antlers on their bikes (really!).
    It's a great trip, try exploring some back roads too. Enjoy.
     
    David Sillitoe., May 16, 2005
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  5. Jim

    zymurgy Guest

    Yes, but expensive. A bottle of Hungarian red in a Chinese restaurant
    cost the equivalent of £15
    Not very in June [1]. Depends how close to the arctic circle you (want
    to) get ..
    No probs.

    P.

    [1] In Oslo
     
    zymurgy, May 16, 2005
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  6. Jim

    Lozzo Guest

    Beav says...
    That's fucking cheeky, being as Norway isn't in the EU.
     
    Lozzo, May 16, 2005
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  7. Jim

    Ovenpaa Guest

    Sometime around Mon, 16 May 2005 19:28:09 +0100, Jim babbled on about:
    The West is nice from Bergen Northwards, it will rain so be prepared, the
    mossies are a nightmare anywhere near water or trees, and stuff to keep
    them off is very expensive so buy it in the UK, ideally get something with
    lots of Deet in it. The police appear to have major personality bypasses
    so speeding is not such a good idea, and fines can be very very severe.
    Beer is very expensive as are cigs. Women can be very cute, the
    Japanese/Asian looking ones are often half Inuits with attitude. There are
    two types of spoken Norwegian, however the majority seem to speak English
    quite well, and they can drink, swear and smoke as well as you can. The
    people are very nice and I am yet to meet a real asshole in NO.

    If you are only going for a week and you are looking for a scenic
    coastal type ride you are not going to get very far unless you work very
    hard, you can move in land a bit and take the major roads North, but then
    you could just ride up the A1 in the UK for the same effect and save a
    bucket load of money.

    You can stop in Huts, however you can camp as well, the law is strange
    it appears you can pretty well camp any place you wish as long as it
    is not in someones garden.

    Have a good time! I should call you a bastard at this point as I have just
    cancelled this years tour of Scandanavia.
     
    Ovenpaa, May 16, 2005
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  8. Jim

    ts Guest

    other queries already answered, but remember

    - be sensible wrt speeding. Low speed limits, very often 70 or 80 km/h
    (NB not mph) also on major routes. Tickets very expensive compared to
    the UK; rates up 25% earlier this year. Easily in the range £200-500 for
    what would have got you a £60 one over here.

    - local hazards: sand/gravel along the road verges; motorists not used
    to look out for MCs; risk of collision with large wildlife (elk) if
    riding in darkness/dusk/forests

    - if you plan to go camping, remember a mosquito repellent

    - if you see any, make sure you visit bike dealers and check out the
    prices. When you have stopped laughing, ask for an insurance quote.
    After that the C2H5OH prices does not feel as expensive as before,
    considering how much you have saved on the wheels :)

    - one week will not allow you to trundle up to the north, but if you can
    reach route 63, Grotli-Åndalsnes, you should be able to see some pretty
    sights.

    Enjoy your trip!
     
    ts, May 16, 2005
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  9. Jim

    ts Guest

    True, but that did not keep the Norw. Govnm. from preparing to scrap
    their traditional yellow middle of the road paint for white several
    years ago, without anyone shouting up that the bloody country wasn't
    even part of the union.
     
    ts, May 16, 2005
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  10. Jim

    OH- Guest

    Contrary to what others have said, you should be prepared
    for nearly freezing conditions if you plan going on any of
    the really high altitude mountain roads (Sognefjell,
    Hardangervidda, Dovre, Saltfjell to name some).

    In June some of the roads I'm interested in when in Norway
    (private gravel roads) are not even open because they have
    not been cleared of snow. There is one old favourite road
    that they have given the tacky tourist name "The Snow Road",
    that one is cleared of course and you can ride along
    3 to 4 metre high snow walls in June.

    Don't try doing too much in a week. Bergen and a few fjords
    north of there plus a visit up in the mountains will keep you
    busy. Try to find a few roads that are not the obvious route
    from A to B and the chances are good that there are more
    thrills and less traffic. Tunnels look the same all over the
    world (even if some of the small/old Norwegian ones are
    interestingly dark, damp and twisty), ride above them on the
    "old road" wherever possible.
     
    OH-, May 16, 2005
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  11. Jim

    Eiron Guest

    But not surprising. Remember Quisling?
     
    Eiron, May 16, 2005
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  12. Jim

    raden Guest

    ISTR they have loads of chalets dotted around the place
    It's expensive - the locals all distil their own moonshine
    Prolly more or less like here - it depends how far north you are going
    Don't go to discos ....

    The lads are all so pissed they can hardly stand, girls are all jailbait
     
    raden, May 17, 2005
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  13. Jim

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Get the bikes to keep you warm. But make it clear that they're not to
    talk all night.
     
    Ben Blaney, May 17, 2005
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  14. Lots of crinkly bits.
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 17, 2005
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  15. Jim

    YTC#1 Guest

    Wuss ! Just ride up, over and through it
    http://www.ytc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Scan2003/snow1.jpg
     
    YTC#1, May 17, 2005
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  16. Jim

    ts Guest

    Actually, the two varieties of Norwegian are in the written form. When
    you get there, take a look at the bank notes - on either side is printed
    "Norges Bank" or "Noregs Bank" - which represent the two varieties.
    Sadly no rare misprint that could have financed your trip.

    Verbally, there are lots of dialects which more or less blend into one
    another, but as "Ovenpå" said, you are more likely to be addressed in
    (norw)English as soon as the locals figure out your'e from abroad.
     
    ts, May 17, 2005
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  17. Jim

    OH- Guest

    I see a girl and I see snow but I see no bike ?

    Not that I have any pictures to show but many years ago
    I tried to ride the old road on the south Hardangervidda
    crossing in early June.
    There were signs advising that the road was not cleared
    but the first bit looked good. Soon there was snow on the
    road and then a big drift.
    That was when I learned that street tires are absolutely
    fucking useless in deep snow. It was not the cold but the
    sweat that was bothering me by the time I got turned
    around and back on gravel.

    Maybe one should try to get there again on something
    more suitable. The TTR with T63 or MT21 tyres
    might get me into even worse trouble ;-)
     
    OH-, May 18, 2005
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  18. Jim

    YTC#1 Guest

    We walked, in full leathers.
     
    YTC#1, May 18, 2005
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  19. There was something interesting on TV today. Pics from a mountain road
    south west in Norway, road up to a hotel. The road was cleared from
    snow, but there was 6 metres of snow on the sides...
     
    Gunnar Langfjord, May 20, 2005
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