Norvernerspeak [1] instructors at Rocamador?

[1] And other sorts of English derived forms of inter-beings communication.

May 6th, 7th.

Current jobmates of former job mate of mine, now in Manchester, seem to be a
bit surprised of my wording in his Facebook status comments, so I need more
stuff

 

Paging Mr Nige, Mr Nige to the cumsponge, anus-tongued phone...

 

Is English your first language, you mong...oh, hang on

What exactly are you gibbering about?

 

Look, Chorizo packing mofo, what exactly is your problem with anal worms?

I can speak **** better than your command of the motherfuckingcuntrimming
tongue, you pissflap rimming shitcreasebitcth, assmotherfucking openarsehole
that sucks mens penises by the spunkload.

Now run along, you stupid pretending fuckshot on the foot of the universe's
gaping cuntholes inside creases dripping with inside cumsplash that was
thrown up the manjuicehole.

<breathes>

I think you are David Van Gay in another life, you fucking gay cat
rimlicking puff.

N.

 

Is this a regular service you offer? If so, is it free to UKRMers? If
it's not free, do you charge by the word, or the effort?

 

It's available 24/7. You just need to ask his carer to flick the voice to
text switch and monitor his Facebook wall.

 

*brilliant*

 

What like, "**** me with a rag man's trumpet" "Shit the fookin' bed" and
""Fookin' Nige it out"?

 

One thing I really regret when I left the army was not copying a
Russian language profanity dictionary we had. It was stunning in its
creativity, variety, and volume. One of the better curses, and I only
remember the gist of it, went something like:
"You slimy green, putrid, rotting scum oozing out of a rotting walrus
cock!"

 

You should see and hear some of the Maltese curses, they are quite
varied and strange.

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Maltese

They may not mean much in English, but they have the desired effect
when repeated in Maltese to a Maltese.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

What a great website. Love it. Some interesting stuff there, such as
the varieties of Arabic, from the Maghreb to Iraq. There's a page of
Klingon, but since most people who speak it are juvenile dweebs who've
never had sex, there aren't any **** words. It's obviously Yank-
centric, but there should be a page of Yank curses, and the Brit page
is weak.

 

Same in any language innit? In Swedish they say "Gavle skit" which is simply
"Devil shit" and would cause a few raised eyebrows anywhere in the world coz
it means **** all and is barely blasphemous.

 

The beauty of Russian is that you sound like you're swearing even when
you're not.

Tim

 

Like welsh

--


Nige,

'That's shot the fox'

Eunos Roadster (for summer)
Grand Cherokee (for winter)

 

We don't need curses, we are British, we can patronise.
]

 

Nah, that just sounds like someone gargling a pint of cum mixed with
razor blades.

 

Over here we call Devil Shit Vegemite.

Fraser

 

No surprises there then. It really *is* shite.