Northumberland, this morning

"Why aren't you at work?"
"I'm working from home"
"Why?"
"It's raining - the bike will get wet"
"Do work know you're never coming in the raid ever again?"
"It hasn't come up in conversation yet"
"Why don't you just use the old bike when the weather's bad"

Result! I've got me a winter hack, and I didn't even have to think up an
excuse not to sell it.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Result! The speccy git's out of the house again and I can get shagged by
the milkman. I didn't even need to persuade him!

 

Oh no, my wife's riding Beemers behind my back!
--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

And a rotten old Triumph. Not to worry, four strokes and he'll be done.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

Well done.