Norn Irish solution to speed camera

You don't think about stuff like that when you're obsessed with dodgy
right-wing american SF.

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Back in about 72 or 73, when they had one of those UUUC strikes, the
unwashed were putting up roadblocks to stop people from breaking the
strike by going to work. My mother was stopped at one of these
roadblocks. When she told them what her job was[1], they called the
"captain", who wrote her a pass that would (in theory) get her past any
roadblock for the duration of the strike.

[1]Signing Officer at the UB office in Newtownards.

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Salad Dodger wibbled incoherently...

Cue old joke....

Wasn't he the MP for Nuneaton?

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Dr Ivan D. Reid wibbled incoherently...

My initials are LAB. I wanted a personal number plate for my bike, but
it was never issued...LAB 1A

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The surname begins with M, which pushes the point home.

 

Ok, I've been whooshed

 

Or Much Binding?

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Forms of address: (from the BBC News site)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/uk_politics/a-z_of_parliament/e-g/82149.stm

During debates in the House, MPs do not refer to each other by name
but by a number of formal titles according to their status.
This polite tone is adopted in an attempt to maintain order and good
humour during debates.

Most MPs are referred to as `the Honourable Member for...' followed by
the name of their constituency.

If the person being addressed is a member of the same party he or she
is referred to as `my Honourable Friend'.

If the MP is a practising lawyer he or she is referred to as
`Honourable and Learned'.

If a member is a past or present member of the armed forces they may
be addressed as `Honourable and Gallant', although this is very rarely
used nowadays.

`Right Honourable' indicates a member of the Privy Council - normally
a past or present minister.

HTH


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One's an even bigger lie than the other?

 

Robert Anson Heinlein

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heh.

 

Only in Ulster.

Anyway, how come I'd formed the idea that your mother was posh? What
was she doing working down the dole?

 

It did - ta

 

Hmmm. Mine are NAC. How can I make a word with that?

 

N AC1D is the only one I can come up with.

 

NAC110S with a dodgy screw midway between the two ones.

 

Great if I'm a mexican restaurant owner, but otherwise lacking in
comedy.

'Course, what I really want is C11 AMP

 

I came close last year to buying D14RSY, but wised up in time.

 

A for Arthur?

 

'Ay is for 'orses, everyone knows that.