Nollocks. I'b gust drokeb by buckig dose

I've already got #15, you bleedin' Alzheimist. I'll have a bar to it,
shall I ... or perhaps that should be a spar ...

... I just looked at the bit of timber - 3"x3", rotten in the
middle but sound at the ends. It wouldn't fit on the trailer, so I
laid it down across the trailer and gave it a sound kick to achieve
snappage. It went first kick (not a KH, then) as it was, indeed, as
rotten as a pear in the centre.

Sadly, it was sound at the ends - so as it snapped the longer piece
dropped horizontally, the shorter piece that was over the trailer
(about 5 feet long) sprang up and launched into the bridge of my nose,
pretty much end-on. Stars, moons, blue tweety birds - the full works.
Oh, and blud - lots of blud.[/QUOTE]


LOL

Have you got a YTC though?

GWS you silly ****

 

LOL.

At both of you.

 

Pip wrote

No one will notic3.

Ho yuss.

 

have a hug on account

 

fluffycat wrote:

of what? being a silly ****?

--
Dnc
ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Pip wrote:

aww c'mon then <opens arms purses lips>



--
Dnc
ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Champ says...

Google

 

Search for Pip in the thread: http://tinyurl.com/dartt

Did you ever get the award for your LC story? If not, I think TOG
should reconsider, cos what happened to you was hilarious.

 

Cab says...

TOG didn't allow that one, but I got it for something else. I can't
remember which one though, there have been several incidents of
stupidity that have resulted in me being seriously injured.

 

Got your arm stuck in Waxoyl, according to my records. I can't remember
the details, though.

 

The Older Gentleman says...

Ah, the Jaguar XJ40 sunroof fitting incident. I remember now.

I still have the injuries from that one.

 

<waves rolling pin threateningly>

--
Elly - a tired Pixie
ZX9R-E1 - <Giggles>
Spike - FZ400 - It's dead Jim!
MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Elly

I think we all know that if you decided to get feisty with a rolling
pin, a broken nose would be the least of his worries.

Unless he banged it on the headboard, of course...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

It's the teethmarks I'd worry about.