Nollocks. I'b gust drokeb by buckig dose

Tricky stuff, 3x3. If it had been 4x4 you probably couldn't have done
it, and 2x2 would have been no problem.

Was it Canadian Lumber Standard? Enquiring minds want to know.

 

Tim says...

^^^^^

KILL, KILL, KILL.

 

email sent.

 

BWAHAHAHA. YTC. GWS.

 

Dozy git! ;-)

Will it actually make much difference - I mean yer hooter's already pretty
well battle scarred, innit?

Get yer fingers in and pop it back in place...... preferably well away
from anyone else.
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Michael Jackson's surgeon used it as a model.

This is the /bridge/ of the nose - pushed in and sideways. It can
stay, I reckon - even if it does mar the movie star looks a little.

"Chicks dig scars"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Oh I dunno. ET was a movie star, wasn't he?

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Hmm will it obstruct breathing through your nose - or was that fucked,
before? If it does, it may be worth getting it looked at, perhaps?

Heh!
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Pardon?

 

Ayes to the right, noes to the left ... hello, Pip.

 

It's "400 Four", ityf.

 

Oh, I didn't realise that was so important.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Famous chat up line from the 70s

Me: "You look like that one out of Charlie's Angels"

Giggling soppy tart: "Oooh really, what one?"

Me: "Bosley"

 

DIAABTCOD#29

A short speech of thanks is considered good form.[/QUOTE]

I've already got #15, you bleedin' Alzheimist. I'll have a bar to it,
shall I ... or perhaps that should be a spar ...

... I just looked at the bit of timber - 3"x3", rotten in the
middle but sound at the ends. It wouldn't fit on the trailer, so I
laid it down across the trailer and gave it a sound kick to achieve
snappage. It went first kick (not a KH, then) as it was, indeed, as
rotten as a pear in the centre.

Sadly, it was sound at the ends - so as it snapped the longer piece
dropped horizontally, the shorter piece that was over the trailer
(about 5 feet long) sprang up and launched into the bridge of my nose,
pretty much end-on. Stars, moons, blue tweety birds - the full works.
Oh, and blud - lots of blud.

I shall be doing painkillers and being quiet for a bit, methinks.

 

Much shoutery and swearage?

Invent some new words? ;-)
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Indeed. .jpg?

Painkillers and several large single malts. YKIMS.

How did the rest of it go?



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I've already got #15, you bleedin' Alzheimist. I'll have a bar to it,
shall I ... or perhaps that should be a spar ...
[/QUOTE]

So you did. For knocking yourself out on your wedding night, not once,
but twice.

OK. This is a solemn moment. The first DIAABTCOD and Bar.

 

Gag him first.

 

(The Older Gentleman) wrote in

Surely that's DIAABTCOD and Plank

 

tallbloke says...

I'd have thought DIAABTCOD and iron bar across the head.