Nollocks. I'b gust drokeb by buckig dose

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Pip, Jul 2, 2005.

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    Pip Guest

    Stamed on a bit of 3"x3" timber to snap it, end flew up and smacked me
    right between the fucking eyes.

    Looks like a depressed fracture to the bridge of the dose.

    Clumsy fucker.
     
    Pip, Jul 2, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Quite.

    Sounds like the sort of thing I'd do.

    GWS.
     
    Salad Dodger, Jul 2, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    Silly Sod

    "When extreme cosmetic procedures go wrong"

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    Dan L, Jul 2, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Sideshow Bob, is that you?
     
    Muck, Jul 2, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    Decond class redurn to dottingham please..


    GWS you daft sod.
     
    Ginge, Jul 2, 2005
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    DIAABTCOD#29

    A short speech of thanks is considered good form.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 2, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    Ouch. GWS.

    If you fecide to use an axe in future, don't do what I did and catch the
    washing line as you swing it and collect the butt end of the axehead in the
    eye socket as it bounces back.

    PS.Can we have a jpg of the panda eyes please.
     
    tallbloke, Jul 2, 2005
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    Tim Guest

    You should get an award for that :)
     
    Tim, Jul 2, 2005
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    YTC449 Guest

    Stamed on a bit of 3"x3" timber to snap it, end flew up and smacked me
    Now I don't think you wanted to do that.

    Maybe it'll improve your looks

    ;-^


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    YTC449, Jul 2, 2005
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    GWS.

    Isn't there a number for these things?
     
    Timo Geusch, Jul 2, 2005
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    The Older Gentleman Guest


    Sorted :))
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 2, 2005
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    Tim Guest

    In message
    Quality service.

    Did you get my email re. 400/4 ?
     
    Tim, Jul 2, 2005
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    BGN Guest

    Quite. GWS.

    Now you've got a good excuse to use foundation for the next few weeks
    until the bruising dissapears.
     
    BGN, Jul 2, 2005
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    Slider Guest


    Some mothers do 'ave 'em.
     
    Slider, Jul 2, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    Did you get it on video? Gotta be worth some tokens from You've been
    framed, or simliar ;)

    GWS
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    Catman, Jul 2, 2005
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Take it out for a meal and a chat and it will soon cheer up.
    The Curse of the Gingers Strikes Again.
     
    Lady Nina, Jul 2, 2005
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    Ah, it was you! I was accessing my mail via web and accidentally deleted
    it. Thought: "Bugger!" because I didn't see who it was from.

    Re-send ASAP!!!
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 2, 2005
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Yup, not much else to add there really is there?

    GWS anyway.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Jul 2, 2005
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    muddycat Guest

    That'll be a nice bruise then.
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    muddycat, Jul 2, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    Yes, it's preceded by DIAABTCOD
     
    tallbloke, Jul 2, 2005
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