NIP question

Oh shit.

 

ho fucking ho.

That would be good - thanks.

 

They'll never take me alive!

 

Funny you should say that mate :-/

 

No Ben, he means hire one, not marry the ****.

 

Eeek. IANAL but start finding ways to grovel.

 

Shouldn't bother them.

 

I didn't think I'd get a laugh out of this thread. Cheers.

 

Previously on usenet, Ben Blaney said...

Lube up ready for the arse-raping

 

90 in a 50? Might it just be a short ban? Can't imagine you without a
bike.

 

OK, from the official guidelines.

Up to 85 in a 50 - (6 points *OR* 56 day ban) and fine of a week's pay.

Over 85 in a 50 - Discretionary - Depends on the JP but a ban is v. likely.

HTH

Fingers crossed with the speedo but you could still get the 56 days in any
case.

 

Go and buy one of these
http://www.screwfix.com/app/sfd/cat/pro.jsp?ts=01759&id=49746
fit a metal disc and get your revenge in first.

Not just yours, but all of our necks.

I reckon there are two categories of driver: those who have been done,
and those who will be soon.

 

Heh, I'm checking the post at the office rather nervously this week after
jumping the lights in Pall Mall on Monday.

 

Previously on usenet, Cane said...

Do you not have a 'Get out of jail free' card?

 

No necessarily. I got one last year, sent it back with the driver
information and then got the offer of a fixed penalty. You may get a
summons instead of the FP offer.

 

I do as it happens. I'm related to a peer and I'm a mason.... that usually
works.

 

On 20 Feb 2004 18:09:00 GMT, Gunga Dan <>
wrote:

s.

90 in a fifty is a touch high! You could be looking at a ban which
would vary according to time of day/conditions etc etc. Just hang fire
until the summons comes and then get in touch with me and I1ll talk it
through with you

 

Previously on usenet, Cane said...

That's what I was getting at.

 

....for the usual fe.... I mean donation to the cleanest Kwak society.

 

How's the shoulder BTW?