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Discussion in 'Classic Motorbikes' started by 'Hog, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. Gold Wing?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 5, 2004
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  2. 'Hog

    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on usenet, The Older Gentleman said...
    My point entirely, hardly worth a mention and they still make them
    anyway

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    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
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    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
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    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 5, 2004
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Given that logic, they still make Z1000s, too.

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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..62743../..14835.../..3157./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Mar 5, 2004
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  4. 'Hog

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <wanders in to break news to the two old farts in the kitchen>

    Natural gas isn't as poisonous as "town gas" you silly fuckers, you're
    just going to blow the house up. Do try to keep up with the times. Now,
    come on, get your Zimmers and let's get you back to the ward.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Mar 5, 2004
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  5. 'Hog

    'Hog Guest

    <deep breath>
    Ain't no natural gas around here matey
     
    'Hog, Mar 5, 2004
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  6. 'Hog

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, 'Hog
    <sniff, sniff>

    Oh you *dirty* bastard. No more of that Welsh malt for you!
     
    Nigel Eaton, Mar 6, 2004
    #46
  7. 'Hog

    sweller Guest


    I didn't think town gas was poisonous as such (as in toxic) but it was
    basically carbon monoxide which suffocated you. Saturating the red blood
    cells with carbon monoxy-hemoglobin (sp).
     
    sweller, Mar 6, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Mercaptan.

    Concentrated school dinner stink.
     
    Pip, Mar 6, 2004
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  9. 'Hog

    Pattledom Guest

    OK, let's have another go...

    What about Brough Superior - the one with the Ausin Seven engine?
     
    Pattledom, Mar 6, 2004
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  10. I hope the one at the NMM survived the fire. Real hens-teeth territory
    that. wonder what it handled like with that double-rim back tyre? I assume
    it was intended for chair-pulling.
     
    Austin Shackles, Mar 7, 2004
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  11. 'Hog

    sweller Guest

    I don't disagree, but it was pleasant for me to get all O level biology
    on somebody's ass.
     
    sweller, Mar 7, 2004
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