Newly discovered truths

Nobody ever lost the front end on the brakes, on the autobahn, in the
pissing rain.

Riding 650 miles with no left footpeg is an absolute barrel of laughs.

The gleaming new clutch lever from the Honda dealer in Karlsruhe is a shiny
vision of loveliness, but does seem a little ill-at-ease with the reality of
being bolted to Porco Rosso.

 

Ouch!

 

Not you too, you fumsy clucker?

 

glad to see you made it home ok.
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I don't see your problem. Daz rode his gixxer home from Sedan with
half his gearchange missing (and plastic metal stopping an oil leak
from the holed casing) without any drama.

I also seem to remember Alex riding home from Tuscany with the rear
subframe on his RGS bent about 6" out of line and his only complaint
was that due to his recently dislocated shoulder hurting after his
second crash of the holiday he had trouble sleeping.

 

That wasn't really the most successful foray into enemy territory was
it.

 

ABS

 

I'm sorry, but Hog riding back from the Elefant with a broken leg beats
anything.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<steps up onto podium, tape microphone>

Is this thing on? Yeah? Cool!

All together now! A-one-a-two-a-one-two-three-four!

YOU CLUMSY ****!

Aye-thang-yow!

<steps down>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Can't argue with that.

 

Yes you can, the big gurls blouse was 'driving' an outfit,
no riding necessary.

 

True. I did comment about that earlier but I forgot that I posted that
to one of the inner circle lists.

 

Shut it or I'll tell everyone the truth in that the reason you didn't
sleep was that you were watching porn on the hotel tv.

Oh, I just did. Sorry.

 

Heh, here, let me just re-edit that a touch for you. Needs a small sprinkle
of realism, I think...

Which is the more likely scenario?

I ask the audience. Would you want to nod off in the same room as Andy,
getting his rocks off, watching euro porn?

 

You mean there's an uber-clique?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

"Unter-clique", shirley?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Ah but I had the benefit of it being refrigerated and of having once ridden
a KH250

 

I'm pretty sure it's some sort of aluminium alloy.

 

I think you missed a 'C'.

 

Don't get your nikasil a twist about it.