New Year's Resolutions

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Jan 1, 2009.

  1. The Older Gentleman

    Cane Guest

    Sure, when's this skip arriving?
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  2. The Older Gentleman

    Cane Guest

    I've missed this. What's the Doc said?
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  3. The Older Gentleman

    Lozzo Guest

    Count me in too.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 1, 2009
  4. The Older Gentleman

    darsy Guest

    darsy, Jan 1, 2009
  5. The Older Gentleman

    darsy Guest

    and me.
     
    darsy, Jan 1, 2009
  6. The Older Gentleman

    Cane Guest

    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
  7. The Older Gentleman

    Cane Guest

    Do you remember my address?
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
  8. The Older Gentleman

    Cane Guest

    LOL!
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
  9. *Snort*

    Bad man.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 1, 2009
  10. The Older Gentleman

    Hankjam Guest

    I go with this but I'm having some difficulty cooking less food and
    drinking less and doing the little exercise I used to do....

    it's not looking good.

    What's the plan then?

    Aj
     
    Hankjam, Jan 1, 2009
  11. Heh. Welcome back old man.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Jan 1, 2009
  12. The Older Gentleman

    Lozzo Guest

    I can be there in an hour and a half with a motor big enough to remove
    it.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 1, 2009
  13. The Older Gentleman

    Cane Guest

    You have mail... I hope.
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
  14. The Older Gentleman

    Cane Guest

    Wicked, 1st new years resolution ticked off on New Years Day
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
  15. The Older Gentleman

    Lozzo Guest

    I'm on my way
     
    Lozzo, Jan 1, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    ogden, Jan 1, 2009
  17. The Older Gentleman

    geoff Guest

    more like 5 stone here
    done that, piece of piss
     
    geoff, Jan 1, 2009
  18. The Older Gentleman

    des Guest

    Prefer what your buddies are doing from Gaza ..?

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    'A study conducted by Tel Hai College has found that at least one-third
    (!!) of the children in the Negev town of Sderot suffer from
    Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)'
    <http://www.defense-update.com/analysis/analysis_010607_ptsd.htm>

    9,400+
    rockets and mortars fired from Gaza since 2003.

    3,200+
    rockets and mortars fired from Gaza in 2008 alone.

    6,500+
    rockets and mortars fired from Gaza since Israel withdrew from Gaza in
    2005.

    543+
    rockets and mortars fired from Gaza into Israeli territory during the
    ceasefire from June 19 to Dec. 19, 2008.

    28
    deaths caused by rockets and mortars fired from Gaza into Israel since
    2001. The dead include Israelis, Palestinians and foreign workers. Since
    the ceasefire ended, Iran-backed Palestinian groups in Gaza fired
    rockets and mortars that killed an Israeli-Arab construction worker and
    a mother of four who was seeking shelter in a bus station as a rocket
    warning siren sounded.

    1,000+
    people in Israel injured from rockets and mortars fired from Gaza since
    2001, including Israelis, Palestinians and foreign workers. Since the
    ceasefire, 44 Israelis have been injured and 200 have been treated for
    shock.

    20,000 
    Hamas troops Israel is targeting as part of "Operation Cast Lead."

    750,000
    number of Israeli civilians Hamas is targeting and can reach.

    15
    seconds Israelis have to get to a bomb shelter once a warning siren has
    sounded.

    8
    years that Israel has been hit by rockets and mortars from Gaza

    3
    mosques in Gaza used as weapons, ammunitions and explosives depots that
    were struck by the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) during the operation in
    Gaza.

    4
    UN Security Council resolutions passed since 2006 to try to stop Iran
    from enriching uranium.

    5,000+
    number of centrifuges operating in Iran to enrich uranium, the material
    used to produce a nuclear weapon.
     
    *Israel's Humanitarian Aid to Gaza*

    179
    truckloads of humanitarian aid that have been delivered through Israeli
    crossings into Gaza since the beginning of Operation Cast Lead,
    including basic food commodities, medication, medical supplies,
    donations of governments and blood units.

    106
    additional truckloads of humanitarian expected to arrive in Gaza on Jan.
    31

    6,500
    tons of aid transported into Gaza at the request of international
    organizations, the Palestinian Authority and various governments since
    the beginning of Operation Cast Lead.  The World Food Program informed
    Israel that it will cease shipment of food to Gaza because warehouses
    are at full capacity, with enough food to last two weeks.

    *What Israel Gave Up in Hopes of Peace - Gaza Withdrawal Aug. 2005*

    100%
    proportion of the Gaza Strip evacuated and handed over to the
    Palestinians.

    300
    square miles of the West Bank evacuated.

    21
    Israeli settlements uprooted in the Gaza Strip.

    4
    Israeli settlements uprooted in the West Bank.

    48
    graves uprooted in Gaza's former Gush Katif Cemetery, including six
    graves of area residents murdered by terrorists.

    9,000
    approximate number of Israelis, including 1,700 families, who lived in
    Gaza and the northern West Bank. All of them were moved out as part of
    the withdrawal.

    38
    synagogues dismantled in the Gaza Strip.

    5,000
    school-age children who had to find new schools.

    42
    daycare centers that were closed in the Gaza Strip.

    36
    kindergartens that were closed in the Gaza Strip.

    7
    elementary schools that were closed in the Gaza Strip.

    3
    high schools that were closed in the Gaza Strip.

    320
    mobile homes, ordered by Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, to serve as
    temporary housing for settlers.

    45,000
    Israeli soldiers and policemen who participated in the Gaza withdrawal. 

    $1.7 billion
    the approximate cost to the Israeli government for the withdrawal
    initiative.

    166
    Israeli farmers who were moved out of Gaza.

    800
    cows, which comprised the second largest dairy farm in Israel, moved out
    of Gaza's Gush Katif community.

    $120 million
    value of flowers and produce exported annually from Gush Katif and lost
    following the evacuation.

    1
    zoo, the "Katifari," that housed hundreds of animals and was moved.

    10,000
    people who were employed in agriculture and related industries in Gush
    Katif, including 5,000 Palestinians.

    60%
    proportion of Israel's cherry tomato exports that came from the Gaza
    Strip. Israel's withdrawal from Gaza extinguished this economic
    resource.

    3.5 million
    square meters (almost 1,000 acres) of greenhouses abandoned in Gaza.

    70
    percentage of Israel's organic produce grown in Gaza - another economic
    resource lost in the evacuation.

    60
    percentage of herbs exported from Israel that came from Gush Katif.

    15
    percentage of Israel agricultural exports that originated in Gaza -
    exports lost following Israel's withdrawal from Gaza.

    $360,000
    expected average compensation amount Israel expected to pay to relocate
    each family.

    $870 million
    approximate cost for Israel to facilitate the resettlement of former
    West Bank and Gaza residents elsewhere in the country.

    $500 million
    amount of money Israel's security establishment spent to relocate Israel
    Defense Forces bases outside the Gaza Strip and build new border
    crossing facilities.

    *After Israel's evacuation from Gaza*

    430,000
    West Bank Palestinians able to move freely within and between
    Palestinian-controlled areas.

    1
    Israeli remaining in Gaza. Staff Sgt. Gilad Shalit was abducted from
    Israel on June 25, 2006 by Hamas in a bloody cross-border raid in which
    the terrorists also killed two IDF soldiers and wounded four others.

    1.2 million
    Arabs who remained full and legal citizens of Israel. All Israeli
    citizens - Christians, Muslims, and Jews - have freedom of speech,
    religion, press, and the right to vote.

    1.3 million
    Palestinians living in the Gaza Strip many of them in Palestinian
    Authority-controlled refugee camps, who live under their own leaders.

    820,000
    Jewish refugees forced to flee without their belongings from Arab
    countries between 1947 and 1949, and who have never been compensated by
    Arab governments for their losses.

    650,000
    Arab refugees who left Israel from 1947-1949 and still need Palestinian
    leaders who will end terrorism and the culture of hate.

    But who GAF, eh? They're 'only Jews'...

    D.

    --
    des | 'what does it matter what he posts?'
    http://www.jr.co.il/terror/israel/index.html
    end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe
    ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!'
    myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo
     
    des, Jan 1, 2009
  19. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
    Looking on the bright side, we can now see (from the 4 deaths in Israel
    vs. the 400 deaths in Gaza) that a clear equation exists on the value of
    life.

    1 member of the Israeli Master Race = 100 Gazan Untermensch.

    Still, I'm sure that once this Final Solution to the Gazan Problem has
    been efficiently implemented, the Israeli state will stand for a
    thousand years.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 1, 2009
  20. The Older Gentleman

    darsy Guest

    me too.


    which piece of shit do you actually want?
     
    darsy, Jan 1, 2009
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