new tv project

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by manning, Aug 23, 2006.

  1. manning

    manning Guest

    OK, well I haven't been here for a while, as I've been off getting
    other things together. But I thought I'd show a total lack of class by
    dropping in to spam my new endeavour.

    It's a TV show that is bike-related, and stars Boris from AMCN, plus
    some others. The first issue of Bike Me! is scheduled for Xmas, and the
    supporting website is up and running at http://www.bikeme.tv . We'll be
    down at PI with a camera crew, and if I run into Clem I'll stick a
    camera in his face.

    Cheers Manning
     
    manning, Aug 23, 2006
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  2. manning

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Brave move Manning!
    Best wishes for the success of the project though.
    I read Boris's column where you'd challenged him to an Eastern Creek ride
    day and I felt all "my mate's famous...." (until I remembered that it
    should've been "the feller I had a Usenet fight with is famous....")
    I hope I DO catch up with you at the GP but maybe my made-for-widescreen
    head would be better left off-camera!
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 23, 2006
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  3. manning

    Aaron Guest

    At least it's just his face. Much better than THAT Santa photo...

    Aaron


    http://www.bikeme.tv . We'll be
     
    Aaron, Aug 23, 2006
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  4. manning

    manning Guest

    Ah, yes, the Usenet fight of our early days. There is actually a small,
    indirect tribute to the great Knobdoodle at the website - if you go to
    the Forum Rules
    (http://www.bikeme.tv/TalkShite/ForumRules/tabid/76/Default.aspx) there
    is a small passage that reads "I love a good flame war, I hate a crap
    one" which is (at least according to my memory) a direct quote from
    something you once wrote.

    Look out for me at the GP - we'll be wandering round in a huge herd and
    have plans of filming the debauchery at the campground. I'll be wearing
    a yellow safety vest with my name on it (in case I get lost and need to
    be returned to my parents). I've told Boris about you and I'm sure the
    two of you would either hit it off immediately or rapidly wind up
    requiring police intervention.

    Fear not about the camera, we are shooting in 16:9 and have a fisheye
    lens if needs be.

    All the best
    Manning
     
    manning, Aug 23, 2006
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  5. manning

    manning Guest

    Oh, and I was checking through some old posts, and found the thread
    where Intact Kneeslider declared the start of Harsh Week back on June
    24th, 2003.

    Did Harsh Week ever finally end? Or are we into the fourth year of
    it...

    Manning
     
    manning, Aug 23, 2006
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  6. manning

    Knobdoodle Guest

    No it ended ..... ****!
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 23, 2006
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  7. manning

    bikerbetty Guest

    Oh gosh, Clem, you ol' sweet-talker, you.....

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, Aug 23, 2006
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  8. manning

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    It is still running as a background filter, but we've just started
    deprecation month.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Aug 24, 2006
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  9. manning

    john doe Guest

    from this site:

    Welcome to Bike Me! - the website the motorcycle world has been waiting for.



    it must be worthwhile, because we waited.
     
    john doe, Aug 24, 2006
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  10. manning

    john doe Guest

    talking of sweet talkers betty, they are looking for a female presenter:

    This role involves being a core part of the Bike Me! creative team. You
    will be the fifth member of the core Bike Me! on-screen presence, and
    will be an integral part of all aspects of the Bike Me! DVDzine.

    Riding: You must be able to ride competently, and be willing to test new
    bikes, ride on a race-track, ride a dirt bike, go drag-racing and
    anything else we come up with. You should be physically able to handle a
    bike with an 82 cm seat height (eg. Yamaha R1). While you must be
    willing to face any challenge the boys are going to face, you do not
    have to ride like Chad Reed or Casey Stoner (we certainly can't).

    Personality: Bike Me! is a character driven show, and there is
    considerable banter, humour and dry wit. You need to be able to banter
    with the boys, yet put them in their place when it is warranted. We seek
    a smart and articulate girl with humour and a sharp wit, combined with
    an audience-friendly nature.

    Appearance: You should be physically attractive - we seek someone who is
    "happy to hang with the boys", despite the fact that she is clearly "out
    of their league". You should have a clear and strong speaking voice.
    While we have no ethnic preference, we require someone who is
    exceptionally familiar with Australian customs, behaviours, popular
    culture and colloquialisms, as this is inherent to the format of the show.

    Age: We have no preference, but would be more inclined towards a
    candidate over the age of 25.

    Other: You must possess your own motorcycle.



    that is soo you!
     
    john doe, Aug 24, 2006
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    That sounds like an insult Betty. "Out of their league" indeed!

    No scrubbers please, and you've got to have big tits, (obviously). :)

    I really don't think that's gonna do it John Doe.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Aug 24, 2006
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  12. manning

    john doe Guest

    i'd pay money to watch betty fixing the gpx with 4 guys standing around
    her telling her how easy it is...
     
    john doe, Aug 24, 2006
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  13. I think we should get Great Aunt Samantha onto them.

    She's done radio, lectures military types often, and can inoculate a
    bike seat with all sorts of nasty biological weaponry if they get out of
    line.

    Rob.
     
    Robert Irvine, Aug 24, 2006
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  14. manning

    Hammo Guest

    ? Defecation month....

    Hammo
     
    Hammo, Aug 24, 2006
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  15. manning

    Hammo Guest

    Seconded!

    Hammo


     
    Hammo, Aug 24, 2006
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  16. manning

    Moike Guest

    Bloody nurses.
    Every time you have dinner with them the conversation turns to shit.

    Moike
     
    Moike, Aug 25, 2006
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  17. manning

    sharkey Guest

    Please send photo of tractor.

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Aug 25, 2006
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  18. manning

    Goaty Guest

    The old ones are still the good ones ...

    Cheers
    Goaty
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    Goaty, Aug 26, 2006
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  19. manning

    Hammo Guest

    Heh, I have some rippers stories for you. I couldn't tell Sharkey today,
    but next time...

    Hammo
     
    Hammo, Aug 26, 2006
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  20. manning

    sharkey Guest

    Bet you tell that to all the girls.

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Aug 26, 2006
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