The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honour his first term achievements. Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings: 1. The stamp is in perfect order. 2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive. 3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.