New specs time

Nah! Baseball bat

 

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Pip wrote

Has she got blue eyes? I never noticed.

 

steve auvache says...

Yes

 

Lozzo wrote

You of all people. You disappoint me Loz. I mean, you have had far
more opportunity than the rest of us and you looked at her eyes? I just
don't know what the world is coming to any more I really don't. And the
worst of it is that you have the fucking gall to admit it.

 

Lozzo wrote

With you so far.

Clever in a burdly sense, all right I will grant you that but they all
are. I mean they wouldn't be burds if they weren't would they?

At first I wasn't sure what you meant there but I cracked it now and it
is your fault if that happens. It has always been my experience that if
they are gagging for it then they will be the ones doing the suggesting
and if they are not gagging for it then you are doing something wrong.
I mean call me old fashioned but what is the point in a woman who isn't
up for it 24/7 and, provided they haven't neglected the washing, why
shouldn't we grant them their dearest wish?

Brown hair? You learn summat new every day eh?

Hey Ho my pot is overflowing as I have learnt two new things today.

Although it has not been all good I have lost one of me neutrals which
is a bit disconcerting as I had just worked out how to deal with the
ones between 2md and 3rd a treat. I put that down to the oil change I
gave the Pacemaker today an I expect it will come back in due course.

 

Natural cunning.

 

Same here. But I'm about to change to Specsavers as their daily
disposables are a good bit cheaper.

 

There's a third number too, which I believe reflects the angle the
astigmatism is at.