New safty idea

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by flashgorman, Dec 19, 2003.

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    flashgorman Guest

    flashgorman, Dec 19, 2003
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    Hog Guest

    I'll bet it burns though. No fucking use.
     
    Hog, Dec 19, 2003
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    christofire Guest

    So, what happens when car hits bendy lamppost, bendy lamppost bends
    downwards and taps a pedestrian on the head?

    It'll be disaster. Imagine it - you're strolling along, minding your
    own business. Suddenly, a screech alerts you to a car swerving
    erratically, and it's now heading for you. You dive for cover behind
    the only object in sight. Oh no! It's a bendy lampost!

    <fx: squish>
     
    christofire, Dec 19, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    It's obvious, we've got to invent bendy pedestrians.
     
    deadmail, Dec 19, 2003
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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    Plenty of those in London...

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 19, 2003
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    Slider Guest

    The solution is obvious, the lamp posts should be made out of cheese.
     
    Slider, Dec 19, 2003
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    William Grainger Guest

    That's fine, if bollards are made of biscuits. Cheese needs biscuits!
     
    William Grainger, Dec 19, 2003
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    flashgorman Guest

    Surely we need to make pedestrians out of lamp posts
     
    flashgorman, Dec 19, 2003
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    mups Guest

    Plenty of those in London...
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    Indeed, the streets seem to be awash with giggling, wobbling and "just
    popping out for a quick chrimbo drink" type people today.
     
    mups, Dec 19, 2003
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    Owen Guest

    Do we get a glass of Port?
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    Owen, Dec 19, 2003
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