New list proposal

Right, well one for me then please. I'm not proud and since Pan already
bitches about my .sig length, I see no reason to restrain myself.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yup, that as well. Can I have a number please?

I only drive when I need to carry a passenger who wont go on the back of
the bike or transport something that is too large or heavy for a
rucksack/front-of-jacket.

Riding in snow with semi-slick road tyres (albeit on a 125) or on sheet
ice is fun.

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Yes. Because:
a) I have a motorcycle.
b) I have a full motorcycle licence.
c) I don't have a full car licence.
d) I work full time.
e) There isn't a bus service to where I work.
f) Work is not within walking distance.
g) I would also qualify for a #TWO should I be so rash as to ask for
one.
However, #TWO doesn't seem to revolve around actually using two wheels
all year or indeed being solely limited to two wheels.

Ahem.

fx <waits patiently>

 

Chris H wrote:

You've got *no* chance of getting one of them.

 

I'll have one then, because when I mean use - that's go out and ride it for
an hour so long as it's not so wet and blowy/icy that I get sent off the
road.

 

[farting in bed]

She's bought you one of these?
http://www.divine-interventions.com/master.html

 

I'm the guy you don't have the bollocks to even wish you were. And
yes, my bike is in one piece.

Half price to you, for obvious reasons, "Corky".

 

And if you don't use it for a day, does that constitute a break ?

 

Even I can see that

 

Don't lower yourself, you're not a special case.

 

I'm not sure that I could get much lower, but then perhaps I'm just not
trying hard enough.

Wouldn't even dream of claiming to be. I'm sure that there are plenty of
people out there who just use two wheels, because they don't have a car
licence, the vast majority of whom don't have a #TWO number.

 

If it does, I'm sure we're all fucked.

 

Really? I kinda thought that was the point, certainly the latter bit...?

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Exactly

 

What's all that about wishing I had bollocks?

Are you the one I caught in bed with my mum?

Doesn't that make it really, really, really, really, really, really
difficult to adjust the chain or change a tyre?

Smashing! I'll take 2 please. Do you deliver?


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

*WHOOOOOOSH*

 

Guilty.

Can I have a #two then?

Oh **** , I obviously can lower myself further.

 

Request noted. State your case, for the record; judgement will be
given forthwith.

 

List withdrawn for being a stupid drunken nearly 2 in the morning idea
which was treated by most with the contempt it deserved.

Thankyou.

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Black it is
and naked

 

I use two wheels for fun, commuting and business. The CBR is often the
only bike in the carpark at work. I don't have a car licence and I've
been told that this is affecting my career.

**** 'em. I want a #two.