New job..failure..:-(

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Feb 22, 2004.

  1. Tough luck, Petel.

    Still, the next job will be better anyway. Chin up, old chap.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Feb 22, 2004
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  2. The Older Gentleman

    Petel Guest

    Maybe because, or inspite, of my background [1] I have failed to train as as
    a paramedic.

    I`ll say the reasons first.

    1. I smoke.
    2. I admit to a little drink (never spirits) just the odd can.
    3. I have a metal implant.(one in my brain and the other in my left wrist)
    4.I smoke.
    5.I am not (empathic) enough (pychco-test).
    6. Over qualified.
    7. Too old (39).
    8.I smoke.
    9. The interviewer `felt a bit uncomfortable` when I looked at him!
    10. I smoke.


    So in summary.....

    Thanks for all the good intentions from ukrm.

    But being someone who is capable of driving 44tonnes of steel down a
    motorway, fixing a bagders leg ( not one of yours Bear;-) and being a
    midwife.

    It`s not enough <shrug>.

    Next time I make way for an anbulance.....I`ll take a good hard look at the
    driver and give him some (empathy) room to get past.

    Me ....I`m not bitter....just soiled with age and smoke.
    --
    Petel .
    02 M2 Buell.
    C90-ZZR.
    [1] Been inside,shrug.
    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/peteh1/website/index.html
     
    Petel, Feb 22, 2004
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  3. Petel said:
    Sorry to hear that Petel.

    I think you'd have been good - apart from the scary look and the fact
    you'd ignore the injured rider while you fixed his bike... ;-)

    Better luck next job - gotta plan yet?
     
    Simon Atkinson, Feb 22, 2004
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  4. The Older Gentleman

    Petel Guest


    Just got a call at 9.00pm (agency LGV)

    Can I go to Greece? Now!

    They`ll even cab me to Luton.

    See you in a week(when I`ve worked out how to get back from
    Opperdoppolis).Not a jot on saving lives and I`ll prolly have to bust tacho
    hours to do it.Get fined for bringing in illegals and backy.....sod it!

    --
    Petel .
    02 M2 Buell.
    C90-ZZR.

    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/peteh1/website/index.html
     
    Petel, Feb 22, 2004
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  5. Unlucky.

    At least you tried. A lot of people wouldn't even manage that.
     
    William Grainger, Feb 22, 2004
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    YTC#1 Guest

    There will be something else.

    Maybe the French will take you ? Yo0ur lifestyle seems to fit in with
    theirs.
     
    YTC#1, Feb 22, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    Arse.

    You could always pretend to be a paramedic, just register the bike as
    an emergency vehicle.

    :)
     
    petrolcan, Feb 22, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    wrote in message
    Maybe I'm misreading your post.

    I thought that you wanted to teach. Have I misunderstood?
     
    deadmail, Feb 22, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Petel
    Bad luck Petel. I hope you find something equally interesting soon.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Feb 22, 2004
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Bad luck. Just think that they lost a good man, and probably don't
    deserve you.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Feb 22, 2004
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    DangerScouse Guest

    Petel says...
    <snip>

    Bloody hell Petel, that seems a bit harsh. I'm sure MRAS (Mersey
    Regional Ambulance Service) aren't that strict in recruiting. And what
    difference does having metal implants make on the scheme of things?
    <boggle>

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Feb 22, 2004
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  12. The Older Gentleman

    petrolcan Guest

    That's because most scousers don't want to work.
    It's nothing to do with the implants, he turned up on a Buell.
     
    petrolcan, Feb 22, 2004
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    DangerScouse Guest

    petrolcan says...
    Gosh, that's almost funny. [1] Keep up the good work.
    Ah, good point.

    [1] The catchment area for MRAS includes Southport and Cheshire [2], so
    there really isn't a problem in recruiting.

    [2] Since Trust status was achieved and the old Merseyside Ambulance
    and Cheshire Ambulance services merged.

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Feb 23, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    *waves*
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 23, 2004
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Andy Hewitt was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    I think you're right actually, and the thought worries me somewhat.
     
    Timo Geusch, Feb 23, 2004
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  16. It means his eyes flash in synch with the blues and twos.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Feb 23, 2004
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  17. I wasn't thinking of you, actually.

    <fx: thinks>

    Could you not claim you were acting as an unregistered
    organ transplant transporter as a way of getting off
    that speeding thing?
     
    William Grainger, Feb 23, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    So you didn't get the job because you're a chain smoking, cynically old soak
    with an attitude problem who eyeballed the interviewer.

    Weird.
     
    Cane, Feb 23, 2004
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    fish Guest

    Sounds like you would fit right in with GMAS, (1)

    Ken
    B12 ( for the moment)

    1 Greater manchester ambulance service
     
    fish, Feb 23, 2004
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  20. The Older Gentleman

    fish Guest

    Just out of interest where did you apply?

    GMAS have just had a big recruitment drive over the past two years, AFAIK
    they are still taking on.

    GMAS are big on life experience so your age shouldn't go to much against
    you.
    If you managed to get through to your interview, I say well done don't let
    it get to you. My SO worked in ambulance control it took her 4 attempts to
    get an interview, most of the people I work with hade tried between 2 and 10
    times. Sometimes if they are a bit iffy with you they fail you to see if
    you will reapply.

    Its a good job and a great feeling when you finally get there.

    Ken
    B12
     
    fish, Feb 23, 2004
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