New driving aid

In order to assist motorcyclists in identifying potentially dangerous
drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average driving
ability, or who may exhibit poor eyesight and/or lack of forward/rearward
observation and overtaking ability, to display a warning flag.

This flag comprises a red cross on a white background, attached to the top
of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, who may not even realise how bad
they are behind the wheel, additional flags are required.

--
Alex

"I laugh in the face of danger"
"Then I hide until it goes away"

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As opposed to a ginge on a stick?

 

The stakes have been raised, I see. From the twat in the Engerlund
shirt/shorts/trainers/haircut vaguely aiming his
Mundane/Vectrol/Transhit at people, flag waving in the breeze - he now
*has* to have two flags - or three, four, or more - perhaps right
across the rear window, trailing from the mirrors and aerial ...

Cunts, the lot of them.

 

Or in the case of the green and yellow transient on the M25 yesterday,
12, yes 12 flaggy things on the roof rack.

Ho yuss.

The countryside is quicky becoming littered with flags lying wilted at
the road side. I saw 3 fly off the handle (as it were) yesterday
alone, and many more lying about the roads. i even saw 1 flying on a
bike. spit.
--
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Lol..

Seen them on the cages, and yes, they do look rather silly.

 

Colonel Tupperware <> struggled to ejaculate:

[flags on cars]

Well, there you go. The only bike I've seen flying one was a purple
cruiser Harley copy thing, which was following the traffic down the A6
at 44.6 mph. Says it all, really.

 

There's a Triumph Stag in our road with red and white ribbons on the
aerial which look quite a bit less wanky than the flags.

 

There's a bloke round here with a Harley who's always flown a Cross of
St. George from the back of the bike. Heeuuge one, it is.

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I dunno, the sheer audacity of these people. Quite how they have the
nerve, I really don't know!