New beginnings and goals for 2004

Although I'm not much of a fan of Christmas there is something special about
new year for me. I see it very much as a fresh start, a clean slate and a
chance to set my sights on new goals.

I prefer 'goals' to 'resolutions' as goals refer to something I plan to
achieve during the course of the year rather than something I'm not going to
do from the start. IYSWIM.

Goals for 2004:

Clutch up wheelies instead of off the throttle.
Rolling stoppies instead of static.
Beat darsy and Ben at squash.
Meet the sales demands of our business expansion and revolutionise the way
the company is marketed.
Teach the kids to ride their bikes well enough that all four of us can go
for a ride in the country.
Learn to cook a decent meal and surprise my wife with it.
Dust off my old OM1 and take some black and white photos.
Sell something on eBay.
Sort through the huge box of 25 years worth of photographs.
Kill the moss on my lawn.

....**** more whores and do more drugs, natch.

 

Go home and shag the wife senseless.

Paul.

 

Try to find someone other than the girlfriend to have sex with ?

 

That's so two years ago. You still owe me a crate of lager for that.

 

Give me enough time to leave your house first

 

www.punternet.com

 

'Blanes' never forget.

 

Are you quite sure no UKRM'r has been doing just that?

 

Gis us a call, no probs.

Start from a high speed.

Gis us a call, no probs.

Aw that's nice.

Or shock.

Nice camera and the choice of astrophotographers the world over.

This is the easiest.

You're asking too much

I thought you did this last year.....Oh I see.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cane

Why bother? Moss is green all year round, nice to walk on, and doesn't
need cutting.

 

Cane was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Sound one, that. Much more fun than all that digital photo
stuff. Strangely addictive tho', you'll suddenly find yourself buying
enlargers and all that tat.

Start with the SR125?

 

Reindeer like it, too.

 

I thought they liked lichen.

 

Sphagnum, innit.

Shee dis moss? Well, dis is de mosht powerful moss in de world ...
feelin' lucky, Santa?

 

scary shit on the 'blade. You'll be able to pop the R30 up off the
clutch in 3rd, no worries.

I can do 'em on the 'blade, so there's no reason you can't - just warm
the tyres, and grab a big handful of brake from about 60-70mph - if it
comes up too fast, just let the brake off.

I think this might be your hardest challenge, pork-boy.

well, you have to do this one, or you're fucked.

soppy ****.

cooking's pretty easy.

if they're of Heather naked, I'll take a copy.

I'm mildly "into" eBay at the moment - raising funds for a
'blade-replacement by disposing of shit I've got no use for is cool.

if they're of Heather naked, I'll take a copy.

**** lawns.

heh.

 

darsy was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

It's strangely addictive, that. Fortunately I'm still selling more
than I'm buying...

 

Pride before a fall.

"Big Issue!"

See Blaney... he's got a couple.

See Blaney... he's got a couple.

Weird. Better than geese I suppose.

 

Isn't it just? I've sold loads of crap and a couple of things worth
having and have raised about 600 quid over the last two or three months.
The garage has turned into a bit of a gold mine really.

Not sure what I'm going to do with the money though to be honest.

 

Cane said...

Does this apply to anyone?

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Seen 'em. She's fit.

Seen 'em. She's fit.