Need something delivered to Melbourne?

Im doing Sydney to Melb this weekend and am looking for extra deliveries or
pickups to help pay the fuel bill.

Anything in between the two cities considered (must fit in a small van)
either picked up or delivered either end door to door.

Many thanks

Marty
Ph: 0417 484 366

 

So many smartarse comments, so little time.

 

Yes, I need a rotary engine delivered. I'll give you a call after work
tonight.

Michael

 

Im doing Sydney to Melb this weekend and am looking for extra deliveries
or

Dear old Aunt Bertha died whilst visiting a friend in Sydney. We need to get
the dear old thing back to Frankston. We have already packed her, but Aussie
Post was'nt interested in the gig. That was two weeks ago.

You intersted? I can chip in a few bucks, but thats all I got, hence why
she's still up there.

 

Behold the predictably unamusing comebacks.

 

What a stinker of a job, i wouldnt trust you...you might try to stiff
him

 

is that on the way to townsville?

Herc

 

She won't eat or talk much, she may fart now and then though

 

She won't tell me her lifestory and bore me shitless will she?

 

You should _know_ 20kg is their limit. Here's what you do, pack her in
little pieces in tupperware containers. you'll be able to fit her in
2-3.

those morticians are wonderful, and tupperware containers will keep her
fresh. An open casket funeral is still on.

David Z might take her. He was advertising for sex on another usenet
group

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John McKenzie



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I need my Lamborghini Diablo Twin Turbo brought down to melbourne - see you
in about 4 hours?

Robotman.

 

Funeral??? Why bury her? She's still qualified to be a productive member of
Victorian society.

 

You should _know_ 20kg is their limit. Here's what you do, pack her in

Out of the question. Aussie Post is likely to loose one or more containers.
I don't want any missing bits for the viewing, which will be interesting
enough as it stands. Also, the added stress when the missing pakage(s) turns
up six months later would send Uncle Bert into deep depression.

 

It might not be relevant but the rotary engine I want carted is dead too.

Michael

 

No, I don't think so. I mean we *think* she's dead, we're pretty sure about
that, we gave her enough pills. But hey, we're not doctors. If she does
happen to come to, then maybe a few extra bucks to turn back to Sydney?

 

Yeah I need one delivered too,can you ask him if he can drop by
Launceston Tasmania on his way

 

I need somebody to help me pickup the clap.

 

I don't think you're supposed to move stationary.

Postman Pat