NEC photos

Amen to that. I really am fed up with this attitude of selling bikes with
scantily dressed, vacant-looking bimboes who probably have never been near a
bike before.
Where, for example, is the liberally oiled, tanned and built guy for the
laydeez? Probably doing a leatherman stint at Olympia. actually...
*sigh*

 

Brilliant Steve. I really enjoyed that.

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Did you miss out "any more" at the end of that line?

 

This ones got to be worth a caption or two ;o)

http://www.smorgo.demon.co.uk/nec2003/pages/IMG_1434.htm

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"Oh yes oh yes oh yes. More response out of this here exhaust pipe than I'd
ever get out of twat-face warming the seat there...oh baby, push back
harder...unf unf"

 

Given that this is ukrm, that's a dangerous assumption to make

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Was it him that invented the first striking water clock, then?

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Dave

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There was a lot of half naked dancing blokes on the Harley stand.....

 

The YMCA Limited Edition.

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Dave

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FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Nice bikes

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um yes of course there would be ...

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ROFLMAO, it took me a second to make the Harley - gay connection, and then I
nearly choked on my hula hoops!
Good job that they have big holes [1]

[1] The hula hoops I mean

 

Just think of Steve

 

I felt oddly insulted by the use of purty gurls. The ones on the MCN
stand looked cheap and nasty in their cheap and nasty costumes. Which
did nothing for them.

Basically, do advertisers actually think I'm that stupid to be impressed?

The pictures of the pole dancers confirm what I thought they were
thinking "what are you looking at, you limp dicked middle aged tosser"

As what appeared to be a posse of limp dicked middle aged tossers
gathered round them drooling like children over an Argos catalogue.

 

sweller was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Well, this is *MCN* we're talking about. Nothing but cheap an' nasty
will project the correct image.

Yes.

 

was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Well, the ladeez looking for non-too-taxing sugar dadies sure do.

 

Oh, come on grey or balding hair and pot-bellies is a sign of power and
virility. Everyone knows that, surely?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

"petrolcan" said to Donegal Paul says...

Funny, that popped right into my little mind as soon as I had sent that.

 

You need to go to the Amsterdam Bike Show then. You can drop 50Euro on them
for a 10 minute shag behind a dirty curtain.

 

Hog said:

How much for a shag with the women though?