1) My mother-in-law went with her son to the local tip in our car to dump some rubbish. When they got back home they realised the removable rear seat was missing from the car! She'd only thrown it in the tip! They raced back to discover the container she'd thrown the seat into had already been taken away and its contents crushed. 2) Same mother-in-law, drove home at great speed in a state of high anxiety for she believed she was being followed closely behind by a red bus driven by an enraged bus-driver who, she assumed, she must have severely annoyed earlier in the journey. When she got home, dripping with sweat and close to having a heart-attack, she realised the boot lid was open and in the vertical position!!
