Name that bike

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Peter Harding, Sep 17, 2008.

  1. This 'ere

    http://www.ctsu.ox.ac.uk/ascend/cgd.jpg

    is my grandad on his bike, possibly taken in the 50s (mum reckons,
    though it looks a tad older to me). Anyone know what it is?

    Last time I did this with someone else's dad, the apparently-obvious
    Hurley-Pugh Manxman Clubman was identified in about 5 mins. The clock is
    running!!!!

    Thankoo!
     
    Peter Harding, Sep 17, 2008
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  2. Peter Harding

    des Guest

    Is it ****.

    It's a Gixer Thou. Any idiot can see that.

    D.
     
    des, Sep 17, 2008
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  3. Peter Harding

    Lozzo Guest

    It's something Timo would use as a commuter, and then get shouty about
    if it stopped working.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 17, 2008
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  4. Peter Harding

    Tosspot Guest

    1925 BSA is my guess. After that the funky brakes seem to have
    disappeared. Couldn't the motorcycle museum ID it for you?
     
    Tosspot, Sep 17, 2008
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  5. Peter Harding

    Lozzo Guest

    Tosspot wrote:

    It's not burnt anywhere near enough for that
     
    Lozzo, Sep 17, 2008
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  6. It is indeed a Spagthorpe - the Maladroit, of 1923. Made in limited
    numbers and withdrawn from sale to the public after six months. Some
    machines were kept by the War Dept for off-road trials but it came to
    nothing in the end.
    The Maladroit was distinguished by being the first production motorcycle
    to successfully drive front and rear wheels *with two different
    transmission systems*.
    As you will see from the picture, the front wheel was driven by a
    hydro-mechanical train; hydraulic pressure taken to a motor on the
    headstock and converted to mechanical drive via cable to a gear on the
    front wheel hub. All so very simple, but in hindsight could have been
    further simplified by carrying the hydraulics further and mounting the
    motor on the fork leg.
    That anybody in the design department was getting a backhander from
    Smight's Clock Works is a foul calumny.

    The photograph obviously shows a well-worn example of this motorcycle,
    as can be seen from the rear wheel, where the drive fins are eroded
    entirely away. What looks like a brake rim isn't; in fact a series of
    fins were radially attached to this, in line with the gas discharge tube
    from the gas generator (often wrongly referred to as the engine). In
    service the fins got worn away rather rapidly by the high speed gas jet,
    the metallurgy of the time not being up to the job. One of the
    designers, Mr F. Whippley, pondered applying this system to an aircraft
    but couldn't quite see how it could be done at the time.
    The rear wheel fins drove the wheel, and in turn, the entire bicycle
    forward with no clutch, gears or conventional transmission needed.
    When cross-country travel was needed the front drive was engaged and the
    machine could comfortably traverse rutted and ploughed fields. The huge
    advantage of the two-drive system was that each had inherent slip and
    torque wind-up was never a problem.

    In service it soon became clear that failure modes were unexpected and
    severe. Many owners reported being struck on the back of the head by
    discarded fins from the rear wheel when travelling at speed and one
    unlucky rider lost a slice of buttock by such misadventure.
    In cross-country mode with the front drive engaged all was well for the
    first few weeks of use, but with the start of the shooting season and
    the machines being put to harder use a certain shortcoming became clear.
    Under some conditions of load and bump, it was possible for the front
    wheel drive motor to stall and reverse, leading to an almost
    instantaneous halt of the front wheel. This was bad enough, and on mud
    was't really a problem, but if the front wheel happened to skip onto a
    rocky ledge just at that moment and then went into reversal, the frame
    wasn't strong enough to resist the two opposing forces and promptly
    buckled in the area of the rider's nads.

    The mounting hospital bills were causing some concern in the accounts
    department, and it was decided that even for Spagthorpe the innovation
    shown in this machine was costing too much. Production halted at machine
    number 65, with a further 12 machines being built from spares by
    enthusiasts.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 17, 2008
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  7. Why dont' you **** off and mind your own?
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 17, 2008
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  8. Peter Harding

    zymurgy Guest

    He's on a roll, obviously reading the bygones of yesteryear on the
    UKRM home page has put him in some sort of malaise.

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Sep 18, 2008
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  9. Peter Harding

    Champ Guest

    Conversely, I like it immensely.
     
    Champ, Sep 18, 2008
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  10. Peter Harding

    Pete Fisher Guest

    Like much humour, sometimes it comes down to 'the way you tell it'. The
    simple "it's a Spagthorpe" crack is one thing, a long and artfully
    constructed piece in the style Pip is another.

    Having said that, I don't go for the fantasy Pratchett genre stuff.


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    Pete Fisher, Sep 18, 2008
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  11. Peter Harding

    Pete Fisher Guest

    <visits www.spagthorpe.com>

    Ah, you may have a point. I must be remembering snippets from the MCS of
    yesteryear.


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    Pete Fisher, Sep 18, 2008
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  12. Peter Harding

    Eddie Guest

    There's no need to talk about Champ like that.
    Me too. So <fx:raspberry> to Bear.
     
    Eddie, Sep 18, 2008
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  13. Peter Harding

    Ace Guest

    <Snip>

    *Applause*
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    Ace, Sep 18, 2008
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  14. Peter Harding

    Champ Guest

    <considers being offended, realises it's just the facts, ma'am>
     
    Champ, Sep 18, 2008
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  15. Peter Harding

    Alex Ferrier Guest

    <small voice>
    I quite like 'em.
    </small voice>
     
    Alex Ferrier, Sep 18, 2008
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  16. If you don't like it, don't read it. **** nose, I don't read everything
    you post. You might be surprised to know that not everything that comes
    out of your keyboard is golden prose either, but I don't slag you off
    for it.

    I shall continue to post the occasional instalment of Spagthorpe history
    as and when I feel like it, whether you like it or not.

    In short - go suck a Zoob.

    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 18, 2008
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  17. Peter Harding

    Pip Guest

     
    Pip, Sep 18, 2008
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  18. Peter Harding

    Tosspot Guest

    <round of applause and cheers from the back benchers>
     
    Tosspot, Sep 18, 2008
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  19. Peter Harding

    Pip Guest

    Well, I do, you see. I'd be the first to agree that his output has
    decreased in quality over the past few years, mind. He looks like
    he's making as much as he can out of it before his faithful fans wise
    up and go elsewhere, tbh - and that's a bit sad as the bloke has(had)
    a good mind.

    Slightly at a tangent (like that was unexpected), Elly came home from
    the library with a Tom Holt book the other day. "What's he like?" she
    asked. "Like early Pratchett, but funny" was my response. Now she's
    halfway through it, she sees my point.
     
    Pip, Sep 18, 2008
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  20. Peter Harding

    Ace Guest

    But he went seriously screwy IMO. His early stuff managed to walk the
    fine line of suspending disbelief, and were indeed funny and original.
    By the time he'd got to, say, Snow white and the seve samurai, or
    whatever it was called, I could harldy read his stuff anymore. It
    wasn't clever, it wasn't funny, and basically he didn't make me want
    to believe in the world his books created any more.

    Shame.

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    Ace, Sep 18, 2008
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