My life has been enhanced....

.....by the news that the Jocks have won the world Elephant Polo World
Championships for the *second* time.

All hail the Duke of Argyll, whose triumph has been (rightly) flagged up
in today's Times.

The Jocks saw off the national teams from India and Nepal who, you'd
think, would know a thing or two about elephants.

I am going to treasure the Times' description of the handicaps faced by
the victorious Scots. Scotland is, it points out, "desperately short of
elephants".

 

Dunno Glasgow's got its fair share of fat burds ....

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

yebbut, would you want to be seen riding them vigorously in public?

 

Depends on how much beer I've had.

 

<fx: stands up, puffs out chest>

"my name is darsy, and I've never fucked a scottish bird".

 

someone did )

http://www.bigfatfrosty.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/fun/p_whale.jpg

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

<mode why-bother-as-i'm-not-in-the-clique-and-no-one-will-answer>
No need to crow...
</a>

 

I can't decide whether the fat burd was a willing participant, or whether
she had just been knocked over by the c*r.

--

 

<fx: stands up, puffs out chest>

"my name is steve, and I've never fucked a scottish ....... ".

but .... damn .....barely recalls an Edinburgh burd on the Isle of Arran
..... although given the quantities of songle malts we'd both had I dunno
if the "act" happened

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

songle ... that of course is single ....

soz but at the moment I'm a third through a bottle of Southern Comfort


--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

Champ says...

But you're not Scottish?

 

heh - anyone we know?

 

My wife's family are Scottish she saves the day by being from Leicester...

 

Would it matter?

 

The Older Gentleman secured a place in history by writing:

Yeah. The stuff about how the halves are only 15 minutes long on account
of your legs being a bit splayed on the back of an elephant like...that had
me guffawing all the way back from the kiddie's nursery this morning.